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Speaking of porn, would it kill them to stop having scenes begin with the girl alone against a wall dancing. 100 percent of them are either too high or too ashamed to do anything sexy, so they all look like those girls in ‘Taken’ forced to dance during their auction.
The other thing porn needs to stop doing is cutting to the guy during the money shot. I time my big finish around that, and all I want to see is the imaginary bullseye on the girls tongue, not some sweaty bisexual ape grunting. If I wanted to see some guy come, I would be watching gay porn, not ‘ATM Schoolgirl s: POV’. I don’t even wanna see his blurry reflection in the KY smeared on her s, and I wanna hunt down and execute the people who do a 30 second cut to the guy so he can mumble some dialogue. Because now, through no fault or desire of my own, now I’m jacking off to a naked guy with a hard on, and half way through what should have been my triumphant finale I’m in panic mode, looking around the room for anything else to focus on, which is why I’ve jacked off to ESPN on more than one occasion, and why now I get an erection every time football comes on.
