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  1. #1
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Los Angeles Lakers
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    29,402
    The Lakers. Not being biased here but...

    • I can play point and shooting guard. Small forward sometimes if the other team's SF's are small.
    • As a reinforcement to bullet point number one, I can honestly assess that I have good court vision.
    • I can and will shoot better than Sasha Vujacic given the right training + adjustment.
    • I can play as a boost off the bench or start.
    • The Lakers need bodies who can play and come in cheap. They can get me for cheap. $100k and we have a deal. Plus I can play.

  2. #2
    Veteran JoeTait75's Avatar
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    Cleveland Cavaliers
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    5,378
    The Jazz. I'm white and can set a moving screen like nobody's business.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    41,384
    NYK, nothing beats sitting at the end of the bench being a fkn bum while getting paid

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    33-49 Xylus's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    7,242
    I'm kind of like a des ute man's Ginobili. Or a poor man's Goran Dragic.

    -I shoot well from the outside and from midrange, but like to take it to the rack with no regard to my own life.
    -I rebound well for my height
    -I'm usually the quickest guy in any pick-up game... like 90% of the time.
    -I play much, much better when I'm angry.

    If I was good enough to play at the NBA level, I'd fit right into Ginobili's role.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
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    15,826
    The Mavericks. I'm a player in the same mold as Keith Van Horn, Austin Croshere, and Tim Thomas. I've got pretty good size, I enjoy jacking up 3's, and every once in a while I'll pull down a rebound.

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    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
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    11,204
    New Jersey, I suck.

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    Tankin'
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
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    3,450
    Any team where I can camp out at the 3 point line and wait for someone to drive and kick. I can hit spot up jumpers all day but that's about it.

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    GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry Thunder Dan's Avatar
    My Team
    Cleveland Cavaliers
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    7,666
    the suns or warriors because I'm fast but don't play defense. I'm white though, so probably the Suns

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
    My Team
    Phoenix Suns
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    18,619
    Indiana cause I'm a white guy who's all hustle. I'd say Utah but they hate Jews over there. I've got good size, can D up like crazy, but offensively not much more than someone who can hit wide open shots.

  10. #10
    33-49 Xylus's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    7,242
    DOK, when are we gonna meet up and the UA rec and dominate es?

  11. #11
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
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    29,402
    I can also play in New York's helter-skelter pace but D'Antoni would probably bench me, so no.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
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    10,168
    The Warriors

    I'm 5'11 and can shoot from distance and mid-range with ruthlessness. I played OLB in HS and for some reason I can't get it done in the paint. I guess I could be like Andrew Bynum...but nearly a foot shorter lol. I am a pretty solid rebounder, though. I'm a better face-to-basket player than back-to-basket...

  13. #13
    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    18,619
    DOK, when are we gonna meet up and the rec and dominate es?

    I haven't played at the rec in forever. I always played late, last semester I only got the chance to play once because those cheap ers close the place at ten now . But yeah, as long as you and the other 3 people take care of all the scoring, I'm in!

  14. #14
    bright future biziofromdowntown's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
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    1,313
    CLand, i'm a good "pass to LBJ" man.

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    33-49 Xylus's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    7,242
    I haven't played at the rec in forever. I always played late, last semester I only got the chance to play once because those cheap ers close the place at ten now . But yeah, as long as you and the other 3 people take care of all the scoring, I'm in!
    I can take care of the scoring load no problem. All I ask is that you play solid D. I can't stand playing with ers that don't give a and leave their man open on every other play.

    I usually go between 6-10pm, almost every day.

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    Veteran Indazone's Avatar
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    Houston Rockets
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    9,838
    The Fort Wayne Mad Ant's Ballboy. Yeah I can rebound the ball and throw it to the player with the best of em. Joey Meyer would love me!

  17. #17
    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    18,619
    I can take care of the scoring load no problem. All I ask is that you play solid D. I can't stand playing with ers that don't give a and leave their man open on every other play.

    I usually go between 6-10pm, almost every day.
    I'm basically a white Kendrick Perkins. The guy I'm guarding will never be open and will never get offensive rebounds, and I'm a good lane clogger. Offensively, I can post up if I have a 7 inch height advantage, but if a guy my own size is guarding me, I'm ed.

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    Poppin' Champagne badfish22's Avatar
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    Dallas Mavericks
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    5,915
    i suck at everything except rebounding, but I am a great rebounder.

    I used to be a great shooter, but I don't really play much at all anymore.

    As for what team, the answer is none. I don't even think many High School teams would want me lol


    EDIT: wow post 1,000 already. This is easily the fastest I have gotten to 1k in any online forum. Probably because I have a lot of post that are just , or just from some of the arguments I get into.
    Last edited by badfish22; 12-30-2009 at 06:03 PM.

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
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    29,402
    i suck at everything except rebounding, but I am a great rebounder.

    I used to be a great shooter, but I don't really play much at all anymore.

    As for what team, the answer is none. I don't even think many High School teams would want me lol
    The Lakers might want you because Bynum can't rebound

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    I don't have limits sonic21's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
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    4,090
    I'm a good scorer and an above average passer. I suck at defense. So i'm like 60% of the nba PG.

  21. #21
    33-49 Xylus's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    7,242
    I can guard speedy, athletic wing players pretty well.

    I can't guard anyone who has any skill in the post. I'm 5'11" and 145 lbs., so anyone trying to muscle me inside will have great success.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    18,619
    I can guard speedy, athletic wing players pretty well.

    I can't guard anyone who has any skill in the post. I'm 5'11" and 145 lbs., so anyone trying to muscle me inside will have great success.

    Well good cause I'm the opposite, the only players I can't guard are the extremely quick ones. I'm 6'2" 210, the only time I've ever really been out muscled in the post was when I was guarding that 325+ pound fatass who plays at the rec.

  23. #23
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Dallas Mavericks
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    15,826
    I'm 6'2" 210, the only time I've ever really been out muscled in the post was when I was guarding that 325+ pound fatass who plays at the rec.
    I hate those assholes, the guy who just uses all his blubber to shove you aside in a completely illegal manner, but you can't do anything about it because it's a move to call offensive fouls.

  24. #24
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
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    29,402
    A problem with me is that I'm slow for a guard. How do I increase my speed and lateral quickness? Should I try those strap weights or should I just hit the pool?

  25. #25
    Gettin' Old ffadicted's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    8,290
    Anybody who is interested on a 3 point sharpshooter who can defend the 1 and 2 very well, good passing skills, can run the pick and roll but sucks at isolation offense and doesn't like handling the ball and running the offense.

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