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  1. 12-31-2009 #1
    milkshakeballa
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    My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:

    http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/679...ingstarted.jpg
    It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:
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    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8905/nightstick1.jpg
    http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6937/nightstick2.jpg
    Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):
    http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8224/strippingdown.jpg
    http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/703...ppingdown2.jpg
    My friends were watching intently the entire time:
    Reminiscent of the IGN guys, kinda
    http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4222/igna.jpg
    The music started and she was gettin' down with it: http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1583/gettinjiggy.jpg
    She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her s a whole lot:

    http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5493/assgrab.jpg
    http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8163/ face.jpg
    http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/228/ face2.jpg
    Then some of my friends got in on the action:
    http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2347/raptorjesus.jpg
    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1791/natethejew.jpg
    http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9403/girlzk.jpg

    After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:
    http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7972/theface.jpg
    http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5290/normalmontage.jpg
    All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii to take to college.
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  2. 12-31-2009 #2
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    This is the NBA forum, you dumb underage . Not that anyone cares, but go post this in the club.
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  3. 12-31-2009 #3
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    P.S go get a haircut you scrawny ginger !
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  4. 12-31-2009 #4
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    lol @ grandma
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  5. 12-31-2009 #5
    James David Manning
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    son, making this thread was not a smart move. God bless.
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  6. 12-31-2009 #6
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    god bless that female
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  7. 12-31-2009 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_penny
    god bless that female

    Indeed son
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    Quote Originally Posted by James David Manning
    Indeed son
    god bless
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  9. 12-31-2009 #9
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    is this your pops hahahaha
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  10. 12-31-2009 #10
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    What the kind of family gathers around to watch their their son grab on some hooker's ass and ties???

    Oh well...you're lucky that ho let you grab all over her like that. Can't do that at the ty bar unless you drop some serious dollar and go to the back for a private dance.
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  11. 12-31-2009 #11
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    LOL I hope these aren't your actual pictures..

    including the , that's probably the ugliest group of people I've ever seen..no offense of course..
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  12. 12-31-2009 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by _JaG
    Can't do that at the ty bar unless you drop some serious dollar.
    you have not been to the dancing bear in portland.. $20 suck offs and $50 happy endings(with a smile) very compe ive pricing if you ask me
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  13. 12-31-2009 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarlemHeat37
    LOL I hope these aren't your actual pictures..

    including the , that's probably the ugliest group of people I've ever seen..no offense of course..
    Co-signed son....especially the birthday boy.
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  15. 12-31-2009 #15
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    LOL Jim Ross?!!?....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhhhaaaaaaaa...
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    Iluzzion has a compe or?
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    anyone notice the horny grandma in the background??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bump
    +1
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  19. 12-31-2009 #19
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    Damn, your mom actually paid to get you stripper while grandma sat idly by wathcing the show unfold. That is one ed up family you got there....
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    wait, so you guys actually think it's him?..damn..I don't think it is, it can't be..

    LOL @ a guy that looks like that being named a "balla" for his internet username LOL..
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    ..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..
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  22. 12-31-2009 #22
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    Sons, there's a good chance milkshake is trolling. God bless.
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  23. 12-31-2009 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_penny
    you have not been to the dancing bear in portland.. $20 suck offs and $50 happy endings(with a smile) very compe ive pricing if you ask me


    I'd have to put a condom on before i even let one of those hos blow air on my . A few friends and i went down to the Cheetah lounge in Atlanta about 3 weeks ago. I had never been a club like that before. You'll get your ass beat if you try and touch one of those girls. We were offered a dance and then told it would be $400...needless to say, we respectfully declined.

    And I almost forgot...to the OP:

    Get a haircut and hit the in weight room. Damn
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  24. 12-31-2009 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by init2winit
    Why would someone pay fity for a handy when 20 will get you done right.

    happy ending are full service brotha

    ive had two friends come back from that place after a long night fighting with their gf's... calm, cool, and collective
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  25. 12-31-2009 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarlemHeat37
    ..or you know, you guys could NOT pay and stop being lazy..
    son it is the american way.. plus they usually have softer hands
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