Honest Synopsis That Should put an empty feeling in your stomach

[tlongII]

What? No synopsis of the Blazers?

[jag]

Is this guy supposed to be funny or insightful?
And please, somebody just post the digest version. Too much junk to read....

He mentioned how Tim Duncan has obviously lost a step (i assume since last season) and then he mentioned how Tony Parker is the bright spot this season.

[jag]

Gotta love player analysis from posters who don't know about the players. Dirk is obviously showing signs of slowing down...even though his stats are practically identical to last years.

[Dunc n Dave]

[Smooth Criminal]

I feel like you just watched ESPN, heard some shoddy analysis and then slapped this thread together. You basically tried to create an analytical thread without actually analyzing a single player.

There are so many things you could have criticized with each of these teams...yet you practically missed all of them and chose to provide irrelevant garbage. Your opinions are pretty revealing when it comes to your overall lack of any kind of basketball knowledge.

Pretty much this.

[Leetonidas]

[MiamiHeat]

leetonidas lmao i love that comic strip

would be great if it was a real series

[Findog]

Dirk is obviously showing signs of slowing down...even though his stats are practically identical to last years.

Oh yeah, he's slowing down alright...when any Mavs fan could tell you he's playing the best ball of his career, even better than 2006-2007.

[Findog]

He mentioned how Tim Duncan has obviously lost a step (i assume since last season) and then he mentioned how Tony Parker is the bright spot this season.

So in other words, he was within 180 degrees of a good take.

[jag]

So in other words, he was within 180 degrees of a good take.

Basically. He would have been right if he said the exact opposite of what he actually said.

[Findog]

Basically. He would have been right if he said the exact opposite of what he actually said.

What's hilarious is that he's a troll trying to get a rise out of other posters and make them angry, but he ends up just owning himself.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

5th grade reading comprehension test flashback.

That's the putdown I was looking for!

That people waste their time writing crap like this amazes me... I mean, if you are in the least bit funny or insightful, go for it! But when you're as sharp as a sledgehammer, as tedious as an episode of [insert name of any 'reality' TV show here], and apparently committed to disastrously mixing metaphors and ignoring any form of syntax, keep your thoughts in your head.

[Trainwreck2100]

i got an empty feeling in my stomach, but it was one of those "dear God this is so stupid how can humanity floutish with such stupidity existing" feelings, like one would get watching a Jared commercial. Or most recently those awful pocket commercials

[MiamiHeat]

I had about 5 of these and about 3 hours later it sure gave me an empty feeling in my stomach

[TinTin]

What? No synopsis of the Blazers?

LMAO

Guessing ESPN didn't do their story

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This guy creates too many threads. He should join Cubby on the banned list.

[Why So Serious]

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

i got an empty feeling in my stomach, but it was one of those "dear God this is so stupid how can humanity floutish with such stupidity existing" feelings, like one would get watching a Jared commercial. Or most recently those awful pocket commercials

News flash - humanity is not "flourishing". Sure, it looks like it is, but that's all an illusion because we are doing it unsustainably. Most of our "prosperity" comes from environmental systems that we have consumed or destroyed, not to mention the house of cards financial system we've become locked into. These matters will catch up with us all very soon... you can already see it happening if your eyes are open.

[BadOdor]

News flash - humanity is not "flourishing". Sure, it looks like it is, but that's all an illusion because we are doing it unsustainably. Most of our "prosperity" comes from environmental systems that we have consumed or destroyed, not to mention the house of cards financial system we've become locked into. These matters will catch up with us all very soon... you can already see it happening if your eyes are open.

Son, here you go again gaying up this thread. Go post your green nonsense in the political forum, you aussy .