I bet two drunk Talibaners could take a nose dive at 900 MPH and pick a penny off the roof.
Gotta hand it to those guys in Dubai...they may be broke now but they sure think big...this thing is so much taller than anything ever built it's not even close...It's a friggen HALF A MILE TALL!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6974104.ece
I bet two drunk Talibaners could take a nose dive at 900 MPH and pick a penny off the roof.
Nah, that could only happen in the US.
They are putting a mosque in it to protect it from the religious whack jobs...
"a mosque"
Shia, or Shiite?![]()
who gives a Shiite?
I would assume Sunni
I stood next to this monster. Its crazy tall!!!![]()
Finally a place where you can take your drivers license picture on the top floor and by the time you reach the first floor its waiting for you.
Rumor has it the window washer's on the top floor are only 10 years old because by the time they reach the bottom they qualify for Social security benefits.
Last edited by Blue Jew; 01-04-2010 at 02:48 PM.
Just think you can smoke weed in the elevator and you get to the job interview on the top floor still pass the drug test.
I saw this on the Amazing Race. Pretty impressive.
Finally a job where you can have unprotected sex in the elevator and still have time to get an abortion before your lunch break is over.
So if you want to leave the building and eat at the Wendy's across the street you have to use one of your vacation days?
Is this thing on?..............
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What happens when you drop a penny from the top of it?
It reaches terminal velocity (maybe 100mph) and then stops accelerating.
That doesn't sound funny.
No Shiite!
Just think if Blockbuster was on the top floor by the time you get to the lobby the DVD you rented is now playing on TBS.
It would become a priceless collectible By the time it reaches the bottom since 50 years earlier we started using bar codes on our arms to purchase food.
Just think if Gold's had a gym on the first floor these to could work out together there.
yeah it had nothing to do with how long it would take to get to the bottom.
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What was funny about that? Basic physics.
Dry humor. Its funny when applied correctly.
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