Fantasy Sex with another poster?.........

[lint]

OMFG "thick bacon tasting load" !! I swear I almost barfed before I laughed

Isn't TPark a female?

[Fat boy]

OMFG "thick bacon tasting load" !! I swear I almost barfed before I laughed

Good to see someone in this hole still has a sense of humor!

[PakiDan]

I want to park my limo in 2 Blonde's garage.

[Bullshit Detector]

I want to park my limo in 2 Blonde's garage.

You mean your Mini?

[marini martini]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

[mrsmaalox]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

That's my girl

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

Damn.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

[Cry Havoc]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

Can't we do both?

[PakiDan]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

Mmmmmm

[Holt's Cat]

What about real sex?

[Blue Jew]

I'd like to spank a few bad boys in here. The rest of the azzholes, I just want to knock the out of!!!

I know you can't name names but can you at least gives us the first letter of their screen names?

[marini martini]

spankies:
a b bbb b2b bz bj c cc ch d e f g h i iat ih j k kw l lm m mk n o p r s t u v vle w x y & z
just off the top of my head!!!!!

[marini martini]

.....drunk post!!!

[PakiDan]

spankies:
a b bbb b2b bz bj c cc ch d e f g h i iat ih j k kw l lm m mk n o p r s t u v vle w x y & z


just off the top of my head!!!!!

The list so nice, she posted it twice!

[marini martini]

The list so nice, she posted it twice!

STFU.................pd!!!

I knew I'd forget some one!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit Marini now I have to figure them all out Let's see, who could B2B possibly stand for?

[marini martini]

or CC, VLE, IH, BZ???

Notice no mention of AT???????

[jaffies]

spankies:
a b bbb b2b bz bj c cc ch d e f g h i iat ih j k kw l lm m mk n o p r s t u v vle w x y & z
just off the top of my head!!!!!

yeah!!

[jaffies]

My ST Club fantasy:

I wanna watch Sancha and Tree hugger go at it. We'll then take a break with some iced tea. Sancha gets pissed and says iced tea is for "wera's" and dumps the tea all over maalox, who just happens to walk in the room at the time with a tight, white SpursReport t-shirt. Her and Sancha start to fight, I mean really fight, like throwing sex toys at each other across the room (to imikgnot's dissaproval). Tree hugger, as it turns out, is a raging klepto, and seizes the opportunity to steal Sancha's purse and bolts out the door.

BAM!!!!!! PandaSpur's well-manicured fist pops out of nowhere to knock that hippie to the ground. Sancha is very thankful and says, "Thanks, pendeja. Stupid beech tryin to steal my feria while I was throwing chingasos!" Sancha then shows her gra ude the only way she knows how: fuzz bumping...on the roof...while Katy videotapes!

to be continued ...(?)

[marini martini]

My ST Club fantasy:

I wanna watch Sancha and Tree hugger go at it. We'll then take a break with some iced tea. Sancha gets pissed and says iced tea is for "wera's" and dumps the tea all over maalox, who just happens to walk in the room at the time with a tight, white SpursReport t-shirt. Her and Sancha start to fight, I mean really fight, like throwing sex toys at each other across the room (to imikgnot's dissaproval). Tree hugger, as it turns out, is a raging klepto, and seizes the opportunity to steal Sancha's purse and bolts out the door.

BAM!!!!!! PandaSpur's well-manicured fist pops out of nowhere to knock that hippie to the ground. Sancha is very thankful and says, "Thanks, pendeja. Stupid beech tryin to steal my feria while I was throwing chingasos!" Sancha then shows her gra ude the only way she knows how: fuzz bumping...on the roof...while Katy videotapes!

to be continued ...(?)

I know my name will be included in part 2!!!

[jaffies]

Up on the housetop, click, click, click. The party continues with no sign of !

Katy's got the tri-pod set up, but it's a very hot, sweltering summer night, and she can't stand to have her shirt on anymore. Its time to let the sweater-pups out, so she rips off her shirt Hulk Hogan style and gives Sancha her own special version of the Leg Drop. Mrsmaalox gets a little too excited cause she has a sweet spot for the Hulkster and runs to Katy's aid.

SLIP!!! Maalox slips on......something wet...and nearly falls off the roof, hanging on with one hand to the rain gutters. Her cries of "Help!" fall upon deaf ears, or rather, really-occupied-with-same-gender-sex-ears, and her sexy ass life flashes before her eyes. Just then, in a most serendipitous fashion, a fire engine screeches to a halt in front of the house, with the unusually sexy-sounding sirens still wailing, "Wooooo, ooooohhhh, ahhhhhh, whooooo, oooooh, oh, oh, oh, don't stop, whoooo"

A dark, shadowy figure shaped like a coke bottle steps out of the driver's seat wearing a see-through 1999 Spurs World Champions nightie. The figure steps around to the front of the truck, flicks out her toothpick to the ground.....it's Marini Martini, who stares deep into Maalox's eyes and says, "You look like you can use a hand."


to be continued....(?)

[DizzG.]

@ jaffie,marini martini & mrsmaalox

[z0sa]

I got denied

[MiamiHeat]

I'll be doing the spanking

im in charge here