The completely random thought thread

[mrsmaalox]

They serve whole pig with an apple baked in the mouth for Christmas, right?

Yes!!

[Kori Ellis]

Yes!!

My sister-in-law is Yugoslavian. Well actually, she's Romanian descent but was born in Yugoslavia ... anyway, I'm familiar with that Christmas pig.

[I. Hustle]

This past Christmas I was the pig. I ate too much.

[marini martini]

!!! I can't find my roto-dent charger!!!

[mrsmaalox]

!!! I can't find my roto-dent charger!!!

Roto-dent?? You should only buy sex toys with interchangeable chargers!

[marini martini]

Roto-dent?? You should only buy sex toys with interchangeable chargers!

Oh I do!

But my roto-dent is my toothbrush Little Miss Smarty Pants!

[JudynTX]

Well this day went to quick.

[polandprzem]

It is snowing as heck

[Frenzy]

another!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I now dislike Russell Brand. Bas !

[mrsmaalox]

What did Russell Brand do to you?

[I. Hustle]

What did Russell Brand do to you?

He raped him.

[mrsmaalox]

He raped him.

That bas !!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What did Russell Brand do to you?

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/cele...rry_engag.html

[SpursStalker]

[I. Hustle]

He raped him.

That bas !!

SS doesn't care about what RB did to Viva.

Aye que pena

[mrsmaalox]

SS doesn't care about what RB did to Viva.

Aye que pena

That's because she's a cold-hearted woman. I for one, feel very badly for Viva, and I hope he can get back all the deposits he put down on the wedding arrangements he made before Russell Brand came along and ruined everything!!

[I. Hustle]

That's because she's a cold-hearted woman. I for one, feel very badly for Viva, and I hope he can get back all the deposits he put down on the wedding arrangements he made before Russell Brand came along and ruined everything!!

You know, I thought it was love when I saw them together but when I look back I should have seen the warning signs. I ignored RB's tight grip on Viva's wrist when they were by each other. I didn't think anything of it when RB would make Viva run and get everyone beers while he played Xbox. I think the thing that should have set off alarms though was when Viva had to sneak to the kitchen to pretend to reheat pizza just so he could make a phone call to his mom and when RB found out he anally raped him in front of everyone. That should have been the point where instead of saying to myself "I ain't into this gay I am out of here" I should have thought "Hey Viva is crying and saying no, maybe he doesn't like it so much."

[SpursStalker]

I'm acutally a warm blooded creature ...



But you're right, I could care less about viva and whoever else you mentioned.

[JudynTX]

I'm acutally a warm blooded creature ...



But you're right, I could care less about viva and whoever else you mentioned.

You're a vampire.

[SpursStalker]

You're a vampire.

I vant to suck your blood

[JudynTX]

I vant to suck your blood

Hey hey now! Save that for the coast trip.

[SpursStalker]

Hey hey now! Save that for the coast trip.

I still say we take a day trip this weekend to break in the new car.

[Boris]

I lost a bowl down the drain this morning.

[Fpoonsie]

There's hasn't been a movie I've looked forward to LESS (in recent memory) than The Rock's new "Tooth Fairy" movie.