What if Aliens ask me " Take me to your leader "

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Hypothetical question here


OKAY, So... lets just say that Aliens landed in my backyard (I live in Timberwood Park) and some Aliens came out and told me " Take me to your LEADER "

What should I do?

[CosmicCowboy]

If he looks hungry take him to Washington.

[Blake]

you living in Timberwood Park changes everything about the question.

[I. Hustle]

1. Ask them how they know english.

2. Ask why you were chosen as "intelligent" life.

3. Ask what's in it for you.

4. Let them know that you like to be probed

5. Ask them to wait while you grab your camera.

6. Ask them what was closer to the truth Alien or E.T.

7. Take them to that redneck guy that lives down the street and wait to see what happens.

8. Tell them to take you to their leader.

9. Start breakdancing

10. Tell them sure but if you aren't going in their ship then they will have to pay for gas.

[balli]

I'd do anything they asked if they agreed to abduct and dispose of Jay Leno in return. As intelligent beings, they'd probably do it in a heartbeat.

[timvp]

Take them to la migra.

[Chingo Bling]

They yust want to do jour jardwork guey. Take them to jour dad.


It depends what they look like too. If they have trucker hats and flannel chirts they are probably ok pero if they have chaved heads and cortez' then forget about it vato.

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

you living in Timberwood Park changes everything about the question.

We do have big back yards

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

5. Ask them to wait while you grab your camera.

for sure

[Hook Dem]

I'd do anything they asked if they agreed to abduct and dispose of Jay Leno in return. As intelligent beings, they'd probably do it in a heartbeat.

Balli and Conan alliance. Who woulda guessed? Losers!

[sonic21]

Instead of them saying "Take me to your leader" I would get in first and say to them "Take our leaders back with you! "

[exstatic]

if he looks hungry take him to Austin.

fify

[Bigzax]

you look at them like a bad muther er and say some cool like, "i am my leader"...then you kick their ass if they want trouble.

[Summers]

5. Ask them to wait while you grab your camera.

A good camera for a change.

[Hemotivo]

Take them to la migra.

[Bukefal]

Instead of them saying "Take me to your leader" I would get in first and say to them "Take our leaders back with you! "

[The Franchise]

Introduce them to my wife.

[EmptyMan]

Take them to a chicken and tell them it is our God.
Watch them spend days trying to communicate with a chicken.
Hijack ship
??????
Profit