A Basketball Bet That Would Make An Honest Man Out Of You

[F_U_Buddy]

Spurs First Team vs Lakers First Team
Here’s the bet -- If 50 years of gauranteed money and pussy were on the line which team would you pick. Let’s examine these wicked line-ups:

SG - GEORGE GERVIN VS. KOBE BRYANT
PG - TONY PARKER VS. MAGIC JOHNSON
SF - BRUCE BOWEN VS. ELGIN BAYLOR
PF - TIM DUNCAN VS. WILT CHAMBERLAIN
C - DAVID ROBINSON VS. KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

While the Spurs first team would be great in an alternate universe no way I’m missing out on all that cash and ass…The Lakers win every match up on this first team decisively in my opinion. The TWIN TOWERS line-up on each side of the ball would be a delight to watch.

Spurs Second Team: vs Lakers Second Team

( This Spur 2nd unit vs the Laker all time 2nd would be interesting for a quarter then the Lakers pull away)

SG - MANU GINOBILI VS. GAIL GOODRICH
PG - ALVIN ROBERTSON VS. JERRY WEST
SF - MIKE MITC VS. JAMES WORTHY
PF - LARRY KENON VS. PAU GASOL
C - BILLY PAULTZ VS. SHAQUILLE ONEAL

Jerry West and Pau Gasol on the same court is almost like a wet dream, and Shaq would just all over the Spur second unit. These 1st and 2nd Laker units would work well against any team combinations imaginable and any extra Laker players outside of this could be anyone in the world because they would probably never see the court anyway. These Lakers units are just nasty with it’s Power, Speed and Versatility.


Coaches: Gregg Popovich and Bob Hill vs Pat Riley and Phil Jackson

[Darthkiller]

where is Dejuan Blair

[I_Speak_4_Dallas_Fan]

lol @ bowen

[F_U_Buddy]

where is Dejuan Blair

Hmmm....I doubt Sour fan would want him on their All-Time team...I don't think he's that good...That's an exclusive team. But it does speak volumes about the quality of the Spur players throughout their history.

[Shastafarian]

Hmmm....I doubt Sour fan would want him on their All-Time team...I don't think he's that good...That's an exclusive team. But it does speak volumes about the quality of the Spur players throughout their history.

Why are you so obsessed with the Spurs?

[spursncowboys]

I also don't see Dwayne Schintzius. WTF???

[spursncowboys]

Hmmm....I doubt Sour fan would want him on their All-Time team...I don't think he's that good...That's an exclusive team. But it does speak volumes about the quality of the Spur players throughout their history.

I don't think you or the op know much about the best players of the spurs.

[F_U_Buddy]

Why are you so obsessed with the Spurs?

I'm simply trying to establish context and I want the Spur fans to recognize. The reign is ova...they may never see the light of a le again unless of course they pull another tank job and speaking of tanking I will make a deal with all Spur fans. If you stop talking about Gasol being gifted to L.A I will stop talking about something much more sinister it's called TANKING....

[Shastafarian]

I'm simply trying to establish context and I want the Spur fans to recognize.

We do recognize you're insecure. No need to keep starting threads to cement it.

The reign is ova...they may never see the light of a le again unless of course they pull another tank job and speaking of tanking I will make a deal with all Spur fans.

NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL WILL THE SPURS WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!!!! This guy proclaims it. It must be true.

If you stop talking about Gasol being gifted to L.A I will stop talking about something much more sinister it's called TANKING....

Are you a ing child? Are we hurting your feelings? This is gold.


Stop talking about the Gasol trade or I'm gonna TELL ON YOU!!!

[F_U_Buddy]

We do recognize you're insecure. No need to keep starting threads to cement it.
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL WILL THE SPURS WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!!!! This guy proclaims it. It must be true.
Are you a ing child? Are we hurting your feelings? This is gold.


Stop talking about the Gasol trade or I'm gonna TELL ON YOU!!!

stop being so emotional and just enjoy the post...ponder the line-ups and focus less on me. I'm talking basketball and you're wearing your heart on your arm please visit www. getoffmy .com

[Shastafarian]

stop being so emotional and just enjoy the post...

Enjoy the post? Are you for real?

ponder the line-ups and focus less on me.

Ponder this insanely arbitrary basketball hypothetical in which you pick players that although they at one time played for the Lakers, could be argued didn't play for the Lakers in their prime? That kind of pondering?

I'm talking basketball and you're wearing your heart on your arm please visit www. getoffmy .com

You're not talking basketball. You're talking hypothetical situations that have no relevance to anything. You're an insecure troll.

[F_U_Buddy]

Enjoy the post? Are you for real?
Ponder this insanely arbitrary basketball hypothetical in which you pick players that although they at one time played for the Lakers, could be argued didn't play for the Lakers in their prime? That kind of pondering?

You're not talking basketball. You're talking hypothetical situations that have no relevance to anything. You're an insecure troll.

ok...but you didn't pointedly address the www. getoffmy .com part...

you seem agitated... are you a one of those angry southern Sarah Palin, tea party freaks or maybe you got a small ...I don't know and I don't care but don't take it out on me dude...we're all here to talk basketball, fantasy, and the reality of the Lakers kicking ass...welcome to the party...

[midnightpulp]

Hmmm....I doubt Sour fan would want him on their All-Time team...I don't think he's that good...That's an exclusive team. But it does speak volumes about the quality of the Spur players throughout their history.

So you're saying the Spurs history is a rich one with many great players?

Thanks for the compliment. Didn't think moron Laker fan had it in him.

[Shastafarian]

ok...but you didn't pointedly address the www. getoffmy .com part...

What's with the spaces? You think someone's gonna think that's a real website?

you seem agitated... are you a one of those angry southern Sarah Palin, tea party freaks or maybe you got a small ...

You sure do have a fascination with other men and s...

I don't know and I don't care but don't take it out on me dude...we're all here to talk basketball, fantasy, and the reality of the Lakers kicking ass...

Like they did last week? Or in 2008...
I'm glad you admit you're an insecure troll though. That's the first step.

welcome to the party...

Says the Lakerfan posting at Spurstalk.com.

[F_U_Buddy]

So you're saying the Spurs history is a rich one with many great players?

Thanks for the compliment. Didn't think moron Laker fan had it in him.

actually I was trying to say that the quality is so bad that I was forced to include Bowen...but I did take the time to check on the Spurs all time best players...and really outside of Gervin, historically they haven't had the best of players...so maybe it was unfair for me to compare the rich traditions of the team with 3000 wins...I apologize.

[Shastafarian]

actually I was trying to say that the quality is so bad that I was forced to include Bowen...but I did take the time to check on the Spurs all time best players...and really outside of Gervin, historically they haven't had the best of players...so maybe it was unfair for me to compare the rich traditions of the team with 3000 wins...I apologize.

And how old are you? How many of those players did you actually see play? I'm guessing you're not old enough to have seen Magic play.

[F_U_Buddy]

What's with the spaces? You think someone's gonna think that's a real website?

You sure do have a fascination with other men and s...
Like they did last week? Or in 2008...
I'm glad you admit you're an insecure troll though. That's the first step.

Says the Lakerfan posting at Spurstalk.com.

I get it now...you hurt the Spurs lost tonight was Duncan resting again? Let's try to be friends I see you have passion no need to hate on F U Buddy because personally he's doing pretty dam good...and having a jolly ole mutha ing time going back and forth...with people he might otherwise look down on in person...

[Shastafarian]

Now he talks in the third person. I am starting to like this troll. He kinda talks like Cully.

[midnightpulp]

actually I was trying to say that the quality is so bad that I was forced to include Bowen...but I did take the time to check on the Spurs all time best players...and really outside of Gervin, historically they haven't had the best of players...so maybe it was unfair for me to compare the rich traditions of the team with 3000 wins...I apologize.

No, you're just a fairweather idiot who has no understanding of the history of the game.

But if we accept your opinion of the Spurs having a dearth of great players throughout their history, then their 2000+ wins (in 20 less years than the Lakers), 589 win pct, 37 years making the playoffs, 17 division les, and 4 ships is even more impressive. Again, thanks for the compliment. It's a testament to the genius of the Spurs organization to maintain that kind of success when the talent pool is that shallow. It's not like they're just gifted players or anything.

We Spurs fans apologize that our franchise hasn't been around since the turn of the 20th century.

I think that decrepit ghoul you call an owner was baptized wearing a Lakers jersey.

[F_U_Buddy]

And how old are you? How many of those players did you actually see play? I'm guessing you're not old enough to have seen Magic play.

well in full disclosure I've never paid to watch a Spur play...but I've seen Magic, Jabbar, Kobe, Worthy, and Gasol play in person...the other players...I had to raid my fathers wine cellar to find the old tapes in a dusty old box...

[F_U_Buddy]

No, you're just a fairweather idiot who has no understanding of the history of the game.

But if we accept your opinion of the Spurs having a dearth of great players throughout their history, then their 2000+ wins (in 20 less years than the Lakers), 589 win pct, 37 years making the playoffs, 17 division les, and 4 ships is even more impressive. Again, thanks for the compliment. It's a testament to the genius of the Spurs organization to maintain that kind of success when the talent pool is that shallow. It's not like they're just gifted players or anything.

We Spurs fans apologize that our franchise hasn't been around since the turn of the 20th century.

I think that decrepit ghoul you call an owner was baptized wearing a Lakers jersey.

midnight pulp I like the name...you're a funny dude...but you see the problem with TANKING is that you can only TANK once in a lifetime so when the gig is up the ing gig is up...and when the gig is up that fat sings a horrible sound...Spurs RIP...

[Shastafarian]

I just love how laker fans talk on a spurs messageboard after a thorough trouncing at the hands of the very subject of their talking. Gotta bring up the past though as 105-85 is still ringin in their ears.

[Shastafarian]

midnight pulp I like the name...you're a funny dude...but you see the problem with TANKING is that you can only TANK once in a lifetime so when the gig is up the ing gig is up...and when the gig is up that fat sings a horrible sound...Spurs RIP...

Spurs did it twice in a lifetime. Why mince words Cully?

[Shastafarian]

well in full disclosure I've never paid to watch a Spur play...but I've seen Magic, Jabbar, Kobe, Worthy, and Gasol play in person...the other players...I had to raid my fathers wine cellar to find the old tapes in a dusty old box...

So you're at least 30 years old and you find it thrilling to troll an opposing team's internet forum. Cool story

[Shastafarian]

Did you support the Spurs during the first 30 years that they constantly got ted on?