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    There are probably a only handful of women who truly enjoy giving head on planet earth.


    But, nowadays i met a couple of dudes who claim they've been with women who love head just as much as intercourse.

    Now, i believe the same thing can be said about guys.

    No true man loves eating pussy. He just does it out of love, and sacrifice and wanting his woman to be pleasured.

    Now, if women did truly loved giving head, the market would indicate this to be true.

    But right now, as we currently speak.. there are no sex toys for woman to simulate a blowjob. Trust me, if women truly love the simple act of giving head, there would be dildo on the market that would be flaccid but gets aroused and harder as a woman sucks it, and then it would squirt out assorted cus s.

    If women liked getting facials, another lie by some women. There would be dildos that would be hooked up to pressure washer tanks filled with pina colada mix ready to sploadate a woman's face like the BAMA lineman did to Cart Mcry.

    As to this day, i have not heard such things exist.

    Do any of you women, when you're man is not around, instead of pulling out the vibrator, whip out a jar of of marshmallow cream and apply facialy and come this way?

    I doubt it.

    I mean, for guys, i know that they make pornstar vaginas, but i would figure guys just stick their wangs in to said holes instead of dripping fish bait attractant on fake labias and proceeding to blow bubbles on said lips.

    I guess my point is, when it comes to sex, i want honesty.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    i like eating out pussy i never get any tho so shucks man

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    i like eating out pussy i never get any tho so shucks man
    You should hook up with a and just offer to eat pussy without anything in return if you love it so much.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    why don't you kiss my ass brih

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    why don't you kiss my ass brih
    I wouldn't want to break your dry spell.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    kiss my ass brih

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    You should ask Steve Nash, that avatar makes it seem like he's a willing man.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    kiss my ass bruh

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    cuz sun fans don't have s to taunt with is that why?

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    kiss my ass BRAH

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    You got anything like that to say in haiku format?

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    You got anything like that to say in haiku format?
    broogh kiss my ass you must

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    broogh kiss my ass you must

    That's gay stuff brah brih brrooo brahski.. Go sit on a pylon brih!

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    LOL!

    no tanx brah.

    Good effort.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    i quit this convo aint going no where.

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    i quit this convo aint going no where.
    You got to get out there and market yourself if you want to break your dry spell.

    but, if a chick were to tell me to kiss her ass in exchange for sploads on her face in which i could post on the nets, that would be enticing.

    somethin for somethin.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    i would lick a chicks asshole for a chance to do some sploogin

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    i would lick a chicks asshole for a chance to do some sploogin
    In this case since i'm spur fan and you're sunfan, you would have to kiss my ass in return to recieve spooge on your face.

    Thankfully, i'm spurfan not Laker fan, and unfortunately for you, the chance to hop on the Culbear train has passed.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    wait brih, you're a chick?

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    wait brih, you're a chick?
    rofl! chicks don't commit facials on dudes. Your claim that you don't get any is receiving more cred now, brah.

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    part of da mookie crew Nash2TimeMVp's Avatar
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    whatevs brih, anyhoo if any chicks want there ass licked in exchange for some nash2timemvp splooge call me

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    Oh no, not you again, the ' oh my god I get horny when I talk about sex on a public forum, especially when female members respond to me' guy.

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