I have a question pertaining the female species.

[Clandestino]

I have a question I ask women all the women.

Are you more likely to give head or have sex as you first act? Most white women say give head while most hispanic women have sex first. Also, you're not getting head from many hispanic women for a while. It's very odd.

As for my male friends I ask if they eat pussy/lick ass. Most black men say no to the pussy licking and no to the ass licking. White dudes are 50/50 on pussy licking and very few lick asses. Hispanic men you can't tear them off a pussy. We eat that and eat it good.. and ass licking is very common too. Women love it. Even the ones who say, "i'd never let anyone do that to me"...

[Clandestino]

Also, I know plenty of women who love sucking and swallowing it too.

My friends laugh because of what I call the "Three choices." I ask women, where do you want me to ..."pussy, ass or mouth." very few don't pick one of the 3. women love to be dominated. they don't want you to be their friend.

[CuckingFunt]

women love to be dominated. they don't want you to be their friend.

This is not universally true.

[mrsmaalox]

thanx for agreeing with me mrsmetamucil!

Sure anytime

[marini martini]

You got anything like that to say in haiku format?

Are you a "test" robot, or what???

[Clandestino]

This is not universally true.

nothing is life is 100%. but many, many do.

[2Blonde]

that must be it, if i somehow showed any mastery on the subject you were knowledgeable enough to recognize it.

I am pretty certain you were in NO DANGER of showing mastery on any of the subjects in this thread.

[Stringer_Bell]

The first page of this thread is priceless.

I missed the post that confirmed if there was a toy that simulates oral sex on a woman. Pocket vaginas can't simulate oral sex...or do they? o.O

[Ignignokt]

I am pretty certain you were in NO DANGER of showing mastery on any of the subjects in this thread.

Thanx for the compliment, it's good to remain ignorant on giving blowjobs and using dildos.

Since you're blonde, you have to be the expert on both, please chime in.

[Ignignokt]

Are you a "test" robot, or what???

expound on that.