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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    You know as I got out of the shower today.......I couldn't help noticing in the mirror I have a very small penis and I wondered if that is the real reason Kim left me.

    Anyone think I am just trying to find excuses for her leaving me, or do I have a legitimate point?


    Is my small penis the reason Kim left me?

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    Veteran in2deep's Avatar
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    maybe.

    does your weenus fit in your avatar? if yes, proove it

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    but yet I can't make fun of you lest ze germans get me.

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    I don't know what you look like, but sometimes men obsess over the size of their penis when it's probably at least average. I'd be willing to bet that the size of your penis is fine and perhaps if you're grotesquely obese, that makes it look smaller than it actually is.

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    Believe. Blue Jew's Avatar
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    It could be an optical illusion, if your like me and have very huge balls?
    the penis will look very small or tiny, sorry brah, it's a packed deal!

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    wasn't Blue Jew account officially retired not so long ago?

    YOU LIED!

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    but yet I can't make fun of you lest ze germans get me.

    There is a time to be serious and there is a time to have fun, right now is that time!

    I know this may fall under the "conspiracy" label but, could it be her Vagina was just to large? Is that even possible?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    wasn't Blue Jew account officially retired not so long ago?

    YOU LIED!
    I gave around 20 Trolls to Can't be faded take it up with him, And besides who made you forum Nanny?

    I thought we was tight?


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    i thought mirrors give the impression that things are bigger than they appear.......

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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    he's a jew,

    they lie, cheat, kill saviors.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    he's a jew,

    they lie, cheat, kill saviors.
    How do you know, was you there?
    You can't even tell me what happened to WTC7, and that was less than 10 years ago, and you really want me to believe because of a book you read said about 2000 years ago that it was the Jews killed Jesus?

    I need a little more to go on.

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    There is a time to be serious and there is a time to have fun, right now is that time!
    Bull ! I am going to be serious in this thread!

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    i thought mirrors give the impression that things are bigger than they appear.......
    This is true, but in the case of small penises, steady income also helps them appear larger

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    How do you know, was you there? You can't even tell me what happened to WTC7 and that was less than 10 years ago, and you want me to believe because a book your read about 2000 years ago that it was the Jews killed Jesus?
    Well technically the Jews caused it but it was the Romans who killed him.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Bull ! I am going to be serious in this thread!

    Then change your avatar. Unless you drive an 18 wheeler.

    Last edited by mouse; 02-02-2010 at 06:11 PM.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Well technically the Jews caused it but it was the Romans who killed him.

    I knew someone in this forum had an IQ I just wasn't for certain who!

    So how does it feel to be so smart and have a such small penis? Is it a fair trade off?



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    FreeSophie.com Sophie's Avatar
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    you have a tongue don't you. we could still be living high off the hogg, but noooo.

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    This is true, but in the case of small penises, steady income also helps them appear larger
    Correct. It ain't your small , but your small wallet.

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    I gave around 20 Trolls to Can't be faded take it up with him, And besides who made you forum Nanny?

    I thought we was tight?

    Good to hear. Now maybe bigzak won't think I'm every damn troll. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    I knew someone in this forum had an IQ I just wasn't for certain who!

    So how does it feel to be so smart and have a such small penis? Is it a fair trade off?
    LMAO!

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    you have a tongue don't you. we could still be living high off the hogg, but noooo.
    Sorry but the vision of a Hog just doesn't do it for me. I think people are sick that have Mirrors above their beds! If I really wanted to see my own ass crack I think would preferred to do it private.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Good to hear. Now maybe bigzak won't think I'm every damn troll. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
    give me back Salad tosser and who gives a ? and I will be happy.


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    kim will be back.

    she'll get tired of all that extra space and money, you just wait and see.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    kim will be back.

    she'll get tired of all that extra space and money, you just wait and see.













































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