Hey Laker Haters when the Lakers win the le this year and win Back 2 Back les... forever putting an end to the Kobe -Shaq debate what are your plans to end it all...
this may be the quickest and least painful but this will be yours and yours only to decide. let no Laker fan decide for you. But I've listed a few options in case you needed some help.
as far as I know you have more than several options:
- Bleeding (inducing massive blood loss) wrist cutting works well here and the colors won't be purple and gold.
- Drowning (I wouldn't recommend this because you'll be choking as you're going down and thinking of Kobe
- Suffocation - I guess a plastic bag over the head will work
- Electrocution - Make sure your saying "Lakers" as the current starts to flow
- Jumping - I recommend the Grand Canyon it's could be a good way to put your mind at ease
- Hanging - again you'll be choking as you think of Kobe...not a good final look
- Poisoning (i.e drug overdose, carbon monoxide, toxic elixurs)
- Rail - lay on the train tracks
- Immolation - Set yourself on fire
- Starvation - might be hard to pull off
- Seppuku - Take a samurai sword to the abdomen (probably the most honorable way)
- Suicide bomb yourself
It's really whatever you like but you have options.
Honestly I will still be around even if Kobe breaks Russels record of 10 les I will still be here lol. No team wins forever eventually they will lose whether its this year or next year.
The Lakers will not win a championship this year.
question is, if kobe fails to lead the favorite lakers and undeniably the best talent into a second le with a HOF coach, how are you kobe suckers going to defend the fact that he's no better than chauncey billups who got lucky playing with a talented team?
it would be even sweeter if lebron snatches that nba le and wins finals mvp at your court
will they can always say... no 3 peat without shaq
How many les did the Lakers win between Shaq leaving and Gasol coming? Heck, how many playoff series did the Lakers win between Shaq leaving and Gasol coming?
That'll tell you all you need to know.
The Lakers probably won't get past the Nuggets in the West. But even if they do, they don't stand a chance against Cleveland.
Now you have to ride the coat tails of other teams to dream of les!
It truly mist suck to be you.
3 years worth. Yes, 3 years to completely rebuild a team around Kobe and go from finals appearance to finals appearance. You would be hard pressed to find any franchise who rebuilds any better. You will realize this even more as your team hits its 5th, 6th, and 7th year of irrelevance.
Loaded with C4 under my jacket when visiting the Staples Center.
Sons, the Nuggets are a great team but when you have time to gameplan for one team in the playoffs its completely different. Frankly, i can never see a george karl coached team get to the finals or win a le. Something about him makes me not worry about them that much hahaha. I dont think his players even listen to him
All Laker haters will be taking themselves out David Carradine style come June 2010.
I'm thinking that's not a smart thing to say on a public forum in these days and times.
I'm not the biggest GK fan and question his decisions all year.
He is what he is though. Denver's coach and I doubt he's going anywhere. He didn't get his extension and it may have been a 'motivational' factor but he's most likely back next season and will most likely retire here.
Given that. I'm just loving the ride. Long time Nuggets fan... You can understand why.
It was in jest. As you will see eventually I don't mind the Lakers outside of certain arrogant fans and that damn Kobe scowl.
I was talking to my Lakers' buddy the other day and he couldn't understand why people hate Kobe's arrogance but stomached MJ's.
I had no answer for him because I am one of them.
I am going to use the pear of anguish on myself, dammit
No problem... just saying... you never know whos snooping those key words.
At least you admit you just don't like him. It's the haters that try to make him out to be some scrub that the team would be better off without that baffle me. Each to his own.
See you in the WCF. Should be a battle!
It's all good. I would be surprised if were not to meet again for the WCF. We'll see though. Anything can happen.
I think a denver/utah series would be a entertaining..I think that might be one of the most physical series' if that goes down. Utah is getting better on the road & we all know they can push all they want at home in the playoffs hahaha...Great chance that would go 7.
As long as Sloan is there they will always be physical... and unfortunately using the flop. It's Sloan's style since the Stockton/Malone/HORNYcheck days.
Not to mention Tom Chambers later.
I will not overlook Utah but they have more road games than homers to end the reg season. That won't bode well IMO. A possible first round with the Lakers if they are even still in the running.
haha...is this supposed to be an insult?!
does my head exploding out of sheer amazement count as suicide?
Eh.. we'll be fine. The Nuggets got your number this year anyway.. be afraid... very afraid..
It's depressing that evil is the favorite to win it all but nothing worth committing suicide over. Find other hobbies.
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