Did you score 156 times during 2009?

[averageusaconsumer]

If not, you are below the average for yearly figures according to recent reports. Discuss.

[mavs>spurs2]

krofl

[Trainwreck2100]

someone somewhere did it 312 times

[PM5K]

That's like what, once every two days? Does masturbation count?

[lebomb]

............. does with the same sex and animals count?

[Dr. Gonzo]

............. does with the same sex and animals count?

Trying to see if banging your wife counts?

[David Bowie]

what about oral ? Do you get extra points for anal and half the points for handjobs?

[760Spursfan]

If masturbation counts then I am well over 312!!!

[baseline bum]

I'm guessing not a lot of married people were polled.

[The Gemini Method]

Yes! I was above avg in 2009!!! J/K...how does one keep track of said conquests?

[Blake]

I scored in the 140's on my IQ test, and I hate gots. These are both true statements.

krofl

[jaffies]

I scored in the 140's on my IQ test, and I hate gots. These are both true statements.

krofl

This indeed is a 'krofl' on many levels (whatever the a 'krofl' is), but where is it in this thread? Did m>s post it, then delete it? Krofl!

[marini martini]

Yes! I was above avg in 2009!!! J/K...how does one keep track of said conquests?

Notch in the bed post!

[austN Spur]

dont let Richard Jefferson see this stat hes going to think his ppg is average.

[eyeh8u]

Yes! I was above avg in 2009!!! J/K...how does one keep track of said conquests?

you buy 1000 roofies, then count how many you have left at the end of the year, figure out the difference, and thats the number. Thats how the max factor guy did it.