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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    I can't believe it's the 12th already and no bitter guy has started a thread about how Valentine's Day sucks because Hallmark has ruined women to expect great presents. Oh and how they don't believe in commercialized romance because they rather express their feelings in special ways year round!
    Ah , now you've done it. Expect to see that thread in 3...2...1...

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    Ah , now you've done it. Expect to see that thread in 3...2...1...

    Hey I've been here for a few years now and it just wouldn't be Valentine's Day without one!
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    Hot damn!!! After trying to fix my stupid right clicker on my mouse, I ended up letting some red dot techie go into my pc for 45 minutes, and he managed to totally crash it last night. Then I spoke to another red dot techie for another 45 minutes, told him if he fixed it over the phone, I'd buy him a trip to America. He said "no thanks"! Then proceeded to fvck my computer up more. Plus now all of India knows my business. WTF!!!

    So this morning after having it turned off all night, I turn it on, and voila it's walking me through the restore to original out of the factory. And I'm doing it!!!

    ...........ya'll can kiss me off of FB, and I better still have my v- bookie $$$, and sons of es if my right clicker is still broken!!!

    I need a drink!

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    My mom came to my work with this pink box that has a pink bow on it and " I love you" written into the pattern of it.

    I thought she had come to surprise me with an early Valentines Day present.

    Nope. She is going out of town soon and had just used the box to bring me a bunch of leftover stuff she couldn't take with her and I guess thought I wanted:
    AA batteries, an opened ( by her, I assume) generic brand nurtious kids bars that expires February 23rd, two oatmeal raisin slim fast bars ( although I hate all three- least these are good till July ), a bottle- opener sized book lamp(?), a big pack of freshmint tic tacs ( unopened), and a big pak of Orbit gum ( also unopened), and, the best of all the items, a make up bag with $6.22 in change in it.

    Happy Valentines Day to Me!
    Angel,
    I don't mean to make your day worse, but has your mom been to the doctor lately? When my uncle started showing signs of dementia this was the kind of thing he would do. A few years ago, he sent my mom a box filled with 1/2 used sample lotion/shampoo bottles, a can of vienna sausages, some buttons and some gum (thankfully it was unchewed). Also after my grandmother had a stroke, my sister came by and found she had made fried chicken, put it on a plate on the stove and set a lighter in the middle of it like a birthday candle. She was also standing in her living room looking out the window in just her undies. She was the most modest person anyone could ever meet, so that was a huge red flag for us. Later after suffering several small strokes and being put in a nursing home, we brought her home every Sunday and she would just walk around the house collecting anything that wasn't nailed down. We had to check her purse every time before we took her back to the nursing home.
    Anyway, early recognition of these signs is always better. I hope she's 100% fine and just eccentric.
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    Working on the menu for Valentine's day. I'll be cooking for my wife and daughters on Sunday.
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    Sheesh I hope Father/Daughter relationships are better. I got one baby girl and one on the way.

    I am taking the wifey on a trip to Colorado for V-day. She wanted to see the snow and we wanted to do it before the baby is born.
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    Phad Gratium is delicious
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yay for half price Valentine's candy at Walgreens
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    The sun is out

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    Heckler in the Stands anakha's Avatar
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    Play around with this and see how big a monstrosity you can make:



    Have it your way indeed.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Play around with this and see how big a monstrosity you can make:



    Have it your way indeed.
    That's like a freaking meatloaf on a bun
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    Angel,
    I don't mean to make your day worse, but has your mom been to the doctor lately? When my uncle started showing signs of dementia this was the kind of thing he would do. A few years ago, he sent my mom a box filled with 1/2 used sample lotion/shampoo bottles, a can of vienna sausages, some buttons and some gum (thankfully it was unchewed). Also after my grandmother had a stroke, my sister came by and found she had made fried chicken, put it on a plate on the stove and set a lighter in the middle of it like a birthday candle. She was also standing in her living room looking out the window in just her undies. She was the most modest person anyone could ever meet, so that was a huge red flag for us. Later after suffering several small strokes and being put in a nursing home, we brought her home every Sunday and she would just walk around the house collecting anything that wasn't nailed down. We had to check her purse every time before we took her back to the nursing home.
    Anyway, early recognition of these signs is always better. I hope she's 100% fine and just eccentric.
    wow, I so didn't think of all that. I think she just had the box handy and so recycled it. She didn't present it like a gift, other than the box she chose. I think she is just eccentric. But I will keep your post in mind for future reference.
    Thank you for it.

    And Marini- I tried the whole being honest I can't talk right now approach.
    Did not work.

    My mom came by my work again today. I was in the middle of a project that I had to do. I told her:" Mom I cannot talk right now I am on a deadline. I have to finish this now."

    Mom asked me if she could come over tonight since she leaves tomorrow. She said if I was too tired she would understand.

    I have been working twelve hour days and am so brain-tired it literally hurts to think.
    I couldn't think to process her words and formulate an answer.

    My brain was stuck on the project I had to finish.

    I said to my mom, who was here in person, " Can I call you later?" It was all my tired brain could think to say.

    Mom thinks I was rude. Was I?

    There was some urgency to my tone because I had to get back to my project, so maybe that is what she found offensive.
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Sheesh I hope Father/Daughter relationships are better. I got one baby girl and one on the way.

    I am taking the wifey on a trip to Colorado for V-day. She wanted to see the snow and we wanted to do it before the baby is born.
    They are. I adored my dad.

    Mothers and Daughters have trouble as the daughter gets older because the daughter is more and more ready to be the women of her own household and that can cause clashing if mom and daughter live under the same roof.
    Also I am sure it is not easy for a mom to see her little girl who used to depend on the mom for everything want/ need less of her help.

    Every queen needs her own kingdom, I like to say.
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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    I rented Mad Men from Netflix. This is not my type of show to watch.

    I gave up after episode 6.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I rented Mad Men from Netflix. This is not my type of show to watch.

    I gave up after episode 6.
    Hmm. I heard it was an udderly great show.
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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    Hmm. I heard it was an udderly great show.
    Perhaps, but I still didn't like it.
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    PIZZA and WINGS!!

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Ohh poor baby, he's a cutie! It reminds me that my rat has a swollen foot and is limping around.
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    I'm going to give up sugar for Lent this year. If I was Catholic it might actually mean something.
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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    awwwww !

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    I vaguely remember squatting down to take a duece when I was 2/3. My mom must have been potty training me cause I got a whoopin for that.



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    I just took a piss and the bubbles that formed in the urinal looked like a sunnyside up egg.
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