Will I get laid after the Mavs-Suns game tonight?

[I. Hustle]

If you would have worn Brut you would have at least gotten a BJ. McGraw + period = lame makeout session; Brut + period = BJ; Old e + period = anal

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Brut + period = BJ; Old e + period = anal

The only works if you're a black guy riding a horse backwards.

[I. Hustle]

The only works if you're a black guy riding a horse backwards.

I that's right. He is a white guy. Well for you then Fin Old e + Period = tossed salad.

[The Gemini Method]

So does that mean I shouldn't have bought the Tim McGraw cologne? Aww damn...

[Trainwreck2100]

So does that mean I shouldn't have bought the Tim McGraw cologne? Aww damn...

that depends, do you plan on hitting any Wal Marts soon?

[The Gemini Method]

that depends, do you plan on hitting any Wal Marts soon?

After seeing some of the fine dime pieces on People of Wal-mart.com...I may have to make it a weekend thing with my McGraw attractant full and strong!

[Findog]

I wish they would make "Busey", a fragrance patterned after the musk of actor Gary Busey:

[The Gemini Method]

I usually go for the Woody Harrelson cologne...Eau de Sativa

[I. Hustle]

This is what you wear if you are going after MILFs

[ShoogarBear]

"Um...it's not the worst thing I've ever smelled."

High Praise indeed.

As it turns out, she's got a visitor this time of the month, so I had to settle for a little make-out action and nothing more.

Maybe next time you'll be able to use that line on her.