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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    WITHOUT leaving any clue or evidence for Cops to track you down and to use against you in the court of law? Sincerely there should be some functional advice for each sort of crime including murder, fraud, robbery, theft etc... No matter if you're doing crimes for financial reasons or just simply for fun, the most preliminary prerequisite is security. I know there are some spurstalk members who're cops in their real lives, and some others working right on the opposing stage. However when these sensitive issues are discussed in a virtual world, it really doesn't matter which side you represent.

    It's not because I wanted to do anything bad in real life that I started this thread, I'm just curious.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Rogue going rogue

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Rule #1....work by yourself
    Rule #2...don't tell ANYONE you did it.

    Police "investigation" is overblown by TV...in the real world they solve about 90% of crimes by using snitches.

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    Banned
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    wait, i thought rogue couldn't speak english very well?

    what happened?

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    Basketball Expertise spurster's Avatar
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    Rule Number 1: Don't start a thread on it in Spurstalk.

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    When you created this thread, you lost The Game.

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    Make sure you have an airtight alibi before you do anything.

    Kill any witnesses.

    Burn any evidence.

    If murder of witnesses and incineration of evidence is not possible consider plastic surgery to change your appearance or relocation to a place from which the U.S. cannot extradite you.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    If you have no record and don't tell anyone and no one sees...I don't see how you could get caught no matter what the cry is.

    Most people get caught cause they talk.

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    If firearms are needed, then use someone else's gun.

    Wear gloves.

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    Never go out the way you came in, lest you are robbing a bank.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    You can tell JT has given this a lot of thought.

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    Believe. panic giraffe's Avatar
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    be rich. that usually helps people stay out of jail.

    oh and be white, that works too.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    The best thing to do is leave all sorts of evidence behind so the cops will think it's TOO obvious, and that you've been set up.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    rule #1....work by yourself
    rule #2...don't tell anyone you did it.

    Police "investigation" is overblown by tv...in the real world they solve about 90% of crimes by using snitches.
    +1

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    Wear gloves, leave no tracks, put tape on your soles, wear white shirt and jeans, do not be drunk, create an alibi that you do all the time, stay calm, walk in fast like you own the place, don't hesitate

    and the most important part, don't tell anyone what you did, this is what gets most people, they don't think the crime is worth it unless someone knows.

    And make sure the crime is worth it, a life of crime doesn't pay and you will get caught, one well planned crime is feasible, then just stop. You won. Don't push your luck

    If the police somehow still ask or tell you anything, don't say , just keep your mouth ing shut, nothing you could possibly say is going to help you. Then hire a criminal lawyer

    also learn from eazy e and don't stop to rape a tranny at gunpoint during the crime

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Kill anyone who gets in your way.

    Without hesitation.

    Just keep killing.

    When you get tired of killing, go out in a hail of bullets.

    Bullets and glory.

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    Veteran
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    Dump the body parts in an underwater channel and don't befriend your next mark.

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    Believe.
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    1. Commit crime.
    2. Be Roman Polanski
    3. Profit!

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Plenty of solid suggestions already. The way I see it, if you're going to commit a crime, plan it out as well as possible but do it in a town, city, and preferably state you've never gone before planning the crime and a place you don't intend on returning to, a place you have no friends, relatives, or associates. Once you're done, leave and never return. Along with many of the other suggestions given, that's my piece of advice.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Kill anyone who gets in your way.

    Without hesitation.

    Just keep killing.

    When you get tired of killing, go out in a hail of bullets.

    Bullets and glory.


    Don't forget the grenades.

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Ants. Then vinegar.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Lie.

    And, if that doesn't work, lye.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Just shoot yourself and be done with it. Nobody left to answer questions. And after all, killing yourself IS a crime, so you'll get away with it.

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    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    All of the above + Use an icicle as the murder weapon...

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Why don't you just drive up to a person, shoot their ass, and drive away? Pretty straight forward.

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