Will I get laid after the Mavs-Pacers game tonight?

[Findog]

I've got two tickets in the nosebleed section for which I paid $10. My girlfriend is meeting me at my apartment after work and I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - the generic Tom Thumb brand instead of actual Hamburger Helper ®. This way I don't have to buy her a $6 personal Pizza Patron pan pizza at the arena. I could go with the Hugo Boss, but I'm thinking of splashing on some McGraw again:



I know for a fact that there's no chance this time of getting some salsa on my enchilada, so she can't use that as an excuse.

[The Gemini Method]

Why not splurge for the real Hamburger Helper or the $5 dollar box from Taco Bell. You know, the one that rocks?

[BlackSwordsMan]

no

[Findog]

Why not splurge for the real Hamburger Helper or the $5 dollar box from Taco Bell. You know, the one that rocks?

The $1.50 Tom Thumb Cheesy Mac is good enough. I took her ass to Brix on Friday night and we ate overpriced "fancy" pizza and drank wine:

http://www.danieleosteria.com/brix/index.htm

Tonight she gets the Helper

[Findog]

I also decree that this shall function as the official Mavs-Pacers game blog

[Findog]

Danny Granger is out tonight

[Shank]

Finger blast.

If not, date rape her if she doesn't put out. It's cool like that.

[Findog]

Finger blast.

If not, date rape her if she doesn't put out. It's cool like that.

No woman can resist the toxic combination of a belly full of Hamburger Helper, the scent of McGraw, a roofied Mike's Hard Lemonade and a blowout Mavs win over a Granger-less Pacer team.

[djohn2oo8]

If you have to ask that question on a message board, then the answer is probably no

lol, just in with ya, is she a big time Mavs fan?

[Shank]

I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.

Diarrhea is excellent lube.

[Allanon]

Go for the McGraw, that's what REAL men wear.

[Findog]

I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.

That's right, I don't dig on that German Sheisse stuff.

[The Gemini Method]

The $1.50 Tom Thumb Cheesy Mac is good enough. I took her ass to Brix on Friday night and we ate overpriced "fancy" pizza and drank wine:

http://www.danieleosteria.com/brix/index.htm

Tonight she gets the Helper

Well, if you still get the lovin' even after a $1.50 meal...then handle it. But if the box is not worth the $5 Dollar box...

Anyhow, get it.

[in2deep]

let's see... 17,000 posts in an internet forum.

I see chance of getting laid.. slim to none.

[FkLA]

Negatory.

[The Gemini Method]

I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.

You think $1.50 hamburger helper knock-off he is cooking is going to keep her solid all night? I'd take my chances with the Taco Bell myster meat, yo.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol cheesy mac hamburger helper.....do you want your girlfriend to weigh 300 lbs or something.....I love me some unhealthy food, but I threw up the one time I had that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

let's see... 17,000 posts in an internet forum.

I see chance of getting laid.. slim to none.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[Ode to Triple Ocho]

I paid $10. I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - I could go with the Hugo Boss, McGraw again:

No you are not getting your wet tonight.

[milkshakeballa]

Diarrhea is excellent lube.

[Ghazi]

I really wanna see this team play with its full compliment. The top 6 is excellent, Beaubois/Thomas/Dampier could make this team scary deep.

[Ghazi]

yay, Beuabois sighting.

[dallaskd]

Haywood, 9 rebounds in 7 minutes..

[Rogue]

No woman can resist the toxic combination of a belly full of Hamburger Helper, the scent of McGraw, a roofied Mike's Hard Lemonade and a blowout Mavs win over a Granger-less Pacer team.

If the Mavs somehow lose the game tonight, are you going to do the opposite like letting her ass- you with a finger?

[mavs>spurs2]

If the Mavs somehow lose the game tonight, are you going to do the opposite like letting her ass- you with a finger?