I've got two tickets in the nosebleed section for which I paid $10. My girlfriend is meeting me at my apartment after work and I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - the generic Tom Thumb brand instead of actual Hamburger Helper ®. This way I don't have to buy her a $6 personal Pizza Patron pan pizza at the arena. I could go with the Hugo Boss, but I'm thinking of splashing on some McGraw again:
I know for a fact that there's no chance this time of getting some salsa on my enchilada, so she can't use that as an excuse.