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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    did you like it

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    This thread is so good.

  3. #78
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    If you really want to save your relationship, make a list of everything she ever wanted you to do with her and start checking things off. And I'm not talking about a list of things like getting nailed over a stair railing our hot tub sex or pizza delivery boy roleplaying. like the bakery on the north side of town she wanted to go to and you said no, or that musical she wanted to see about a little boy who turned gay after seeing his labrador get hit by a Dodge 2500 (off topic I can't help but laugh at the irony in people getting hit by a vehicle called "Dodge").

    Make that list and do everything on it sincerely. The right way, not half assed. Then when you're done with all that, see if she still loves you enough to stay. She probably won't but it's about all you can do at this point unless she's a dumb broad with no self esteem.

  4. #79
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    I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

    I think this story is embellished, but in the event it's not, the "I was drunk" excuse is always bull to the highest degree. No one held a gun to your head and said get drunk, you chose to get drunk. If cheating on your girlfriend is something you do when you're drunk, then don't ing get drunk. You're just as responsible for your actions when you're drunk as you are when sober.


    PS - Alcohol is a truth serum, if getting a little alcohol in you makes you cheat on your girlfriend, the only reason you don't do it when you're sober is because your conscience takes over.

  5. #80
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    Wash your . Thoroughly.

    Then, start thinking of another made-up story to post on ST.

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    PS - Alcohol is a truth serum, if getting a little alcohol in you makes you cheat on your girlfriend, the only reason you don't do it when you're sober is because your conscience takes over.
    Drunkeness eliminates the conscience kind of like how LSD eliminates the ego, but I wouldn't say alcohol is truth serum. It makes you not care about what you're saying or doing and the worst of all, in men, it gets to the point where you lose the ability to be shallow and start thinking vagina is vagina and you don't care who you get it from.

    If you want to get the truth out of someone, what you need is Ambien. Dose someone up on ambien and make them stay awake for 30 minutes... You'll get whatever info you need.

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    in men, it gets to the point where you lose the ability to be shallow and start thinking vagina is vagina and you don't care who you get it from.

    I honestly wish this was my at ude when I was sober. I'd be a happier person.

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    I love J.T. smeagol's Avatar
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    Ok... so last night I went out to my cousin's birthday party. I went alone because she said she had a headache (period was on), so I told her just rest at home. Well, during this party, I just accidentally met and had normal conversation with this cute little latina chick. She got all into me....and I was a little drunk.... well, next thing I know, in my drunken state, we are in a bedroom in my cousin's house and we're in the middle of some "activities".....this girl was kinky and wanted anal....I was drunk, I don't know what came over me but I did it....well... we were in the middle of this as my significant other catches me... she actually got dressed and came to the party to be with me and apparently someone told her where I went. It was not my cousin, though.

    Anyway, I don't know what to do. She is very upset at me, and I understand I messed up. It must be a graphic mental image burned into her brain....

    I don't know what I can do to make her forgive me, I really messed up this time. She means everything to me and I want to fix this.

    can anyone help? advice welcome, please.
    Turn to God. He can help you.

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    Hell ain't a bad place Satan's Avatar
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    Turn to God. He can help you.
    The devil made him do it...

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    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    LOL @ this terrible lie of a thread. Probably made this up to make us believe that his cold pizza story is false too.

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    It's always the same, too many freaking trolls on this website. Even when you say please, people insult, accuse you of lying, make fun of in an ugly way

    no decency.

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    MiamiHeat when and where was this party?

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    I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, your SO will get even with a good hard anal pounding of her own so lighten up.

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    LOL @ this terrible lie of a thread. Probably made this up to make us believe that his cold pizza story is false too.
    Instead of making fun of me, why don't you act like a decent human being ?

    You pick and choose what to believe and just make fun of people?

    Buddy, I don't lie. If I post it, it's true.

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    I wish I was your GF's pal. Some lucky fellow is gonna beat the out of that pussy.
    Lakers have to rape women to get punany. you should know that kobe fan.

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    I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, your SO will get even with a good hard anal pounding of her own so lighten up.
    She's not like that, so no

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    She's not like that, so no
    She isn't her normal self when she is drunk, so umm, yeah she is.

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    She doesn't drink or do any drugs.

    I don't have to worry bout that.

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    She doesn't drink or do any drugs.

    I don't have to worry bout that.
    Not around you she doesn't and I'm sure she wasn't worried about your lust for the brown eye.

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    It's always the same, too many freaking trolls on this website. Even when you say please, people insult, accuse you of lying, make fun of in an ugly way

    no decency.
    Karma.

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    To prevent that mess, if you were getting horny and felt the temptation of ing her, you should have said no and gone to a bathroom to jackoff. Even if you had alcohol in you, you still had enough common sense to do something like that. You could of gone to the bathroom and jacked off to giving it to her anally. You wouldn't of cheated on her and you would of gotten it out of your system.

    As for now, the ball is in her court. If you are lucky, she may give you another chance. A LOT has to go your way for that to happen. You lost her trust and that is a very very hard thing to earn back. In those situations of temptation while in a serious relationship, say no and go to a bathroom to wack it.

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    several bone thugs n harmony songs posted

    and none are "Crossroads" ?
    no, I am a legitimate poster on this forum. I don't live anywhere near mouse

    I am getting tired of people accusing me of being someone else.

    I have been posting here for 2 years now, get with the program.

    and lastly

    it doesn't matter if MC Hammer himself comes out of retirement and gives political advice.

    If the advice is good, it's good, no matter who says it
    Damn, so you were at a party, drunk and putting it in a girls booty and you still found time to post last night?

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    Damn, so you were at a party, drunk and putting it in a girls booty and you still found time to post last night?
    yeah, that post was from 2 AM . She didn't want to speak to me, so I figured I tried to distract myself online, I was feeling horrible and I would go to sleep after.

    I could barely sleep very well anyway because I am anxious and nervous. about 5-6 hours later I woke up (usually I sleep 8 hours) and she didn't want to talk to me still and I am now panicked, so I come on here and write the post at like 9am.

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    yeah, that post was from 2 AM . She didn't want to speak to me, so I figured I tried to distract myself online, I was feeling horrible and I would go to sleep after.

    I could barely sleep very well anyway because I am anxious and nervous. about 5-6 hours later I woke up (usually I sleep 8 hours) and she didn't want to talk to me still and I am now panicked, so I come on here and write the post at like 9am.
    This just happened what 24 hours ago? It may be days or even weeks before she decides she even wants to talk. Give her that space. You may be ed either way but if you are pushing her, you will have no chance at another shot.

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    Classic mix-up.

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