Sittin' at chacho's. The Beast rolls up. Good guy. Ordered 2 full size king kongs.
Damn there is a lot of snow
Sittin' at chacho's. The Beast rolls up. Good guy. Ordered 2 full size king kongs.
CU BERS - - WHO KNEW??
The Amazing Cu ber
This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of
their "Spotlight on the Home" series that highlighted creative and
fanciful ways to solve common problems.
1. Cu bers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one
cu ber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5,
Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus,
Potassium and Zinc.
2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick
up a cu ber. Cu bers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a
cu ber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a
soothing, spa-like fragrance.
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in
a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cu ber react with the aluminum to give off a scent
undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area. (WOW)
5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cu bers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cu ber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!! (DOUBLE WOW)
6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cu ber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cu bers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cu bers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cu ber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.
9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cu ber sliced rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
10.. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cu ber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cu ber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
Just lone this one.
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cu ber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your
tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
Question, If you don't have gum or mints why would you have slice of cu ber in your pocket?
12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cu ber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.
13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cu ber and
slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the wall.
I used to watch my Grandma Hack a chickens head off with an AX. Then she would pluck the feathers and prepare it for a nice chicken soup. I witnessed my little old grandma hack many chickens heads off. I was 4/5 years old. You know what, it didn't faze me one bit. The weird thing to me was that the chickens seemed to know they were going to get it. Cause she would place them on a tree stump and they would just stay there in fear. Once she got them on that stump, they never tried to run away. That has always boggled my mind since then.
Rob
re: "The Amazing Cu ber"
I think they left off the #14 use
Where's that Mrs. Roper troll when you need her?![]()
This could mean so many things.9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cu ber sliced rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!![]()
I couldn't believe it but on my way in to town there was a billboard for a local condom sense type shop that had "stop veggie abuse" next to a cu ber with a scared face. Would've turned around to take a pic but I had to piss.
Can you go back and take a pic?
Hopefully in a couple of weeks.![]()
Oh, this was here. Oh!![]()
Dammit I wish I had chicken thighs instead of chicken breasts!
No it was up here on the outskirts of Dallas.
........too easy
I've noticed that when I post in the club no one response. I'm kind of a thread killer. I wonder if this thread will die now.
Rob
Odor Eaters don't work for me. At least that what my GF keeps telling me.
Hey! I picked up on your chicken theme, didn't I??![]()
Popular topics @ ST:
Poop
Piss
Religion
MILFS
Fat chicks
You're gay
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Those are good BUT I think they should be a little more broadly defined. Such as:
Bodily functions
Anything degrading to women
If you don't agree, you are gay
Yeah I just saw that. You know, for some reason my mind has been in the gutter more than normal lately. I wonder if the club is affecting my sense of decency.
Rob
Bet you can't start a thread that includes all of those in the OP
So, a couple of months ago I told you guys about my neighbors' dogs - how they would come into in my yard, how they would run loose on the street and how one got hit and killed by a car eventually. Well, now the neighbors have two new little rat dogs... Yep. They've both been in my yard twice already. The humans in that house are good people and great neighbors, but I see heartache in their future when history repeats itself.
I wonder what 4 million dollars feels like?
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