Got a job interview this morning

[I. Hustle]

Good luck.

Are you trying to throw a wrench in my plans!!!!!!!!

[florige]

I find out soon. It's between me and a chick. She already knows the job BUT they like to hire from other departments as opposed to within because it is easier for a new person to come in and be in control instead of a peer.

Dude please tell me that the chick ISN'T hot and the one doing the interview ISN'T a dude. If that is the case if and I were the one interviewing, as they say in ebonics, U B ed my friend.... lol

[I. Hustle]

Dude please tell me that the chick ISN'T hot and the one doing the interview ISN'T a dude. If that is the case if and I were the one interviewing, as they say in ebonics, U B ed my friend.... lol

Nah she isn't hot at all. In fact she could probably pass for a lesbo softball player. The hiring manager is lady in her 40's and not hot either. I wore the slacks that showed my nut cleavage so I think it helped.

[Blake]

I wore the slacks that showed my nut cleavage so I think it helped.

I'm thinking it didn't.

[ashbeeigh]

Of course I showed my boobies! What do you think I am? An idiot?!

Thanks for the support, I can only hope that one day I can offer you some support as well

Well, I did send two resumes today. One day.

Keep us updated!

[I. Hustle]

[I. Hustle]

Well, I did send two resumes today. One day.

I meant support for your boobs but yeah for job interviews too.

Keep us updated!

Will do. She is in there right now talking to her manager. More than likely it's about who to hire.

[JudynTX]

I'm thinking it didn't.

W..................T....................F

[symple19]

hope you get it man, good luck

this.

Hey hustle, I hope the chick you're up against gets killed in a fiery bus explosion

[I. Hustle]

this.

Hey hustle, I hope the chick you're up against gets killed in a fiery bus explosion

Wow dude thanks. That really means a lot to me

[symple19]

Wow dude thanks. That really means a lot to me

Should've amended that by saying your own merits will certainly lock it down for you

But since I have a bus explosion fetish I thought I would throw it in there

[I. Hustle]

Should've amended that by saying your own merits will certainly lock it down for you

But since I have a bus explosion fetish I thought I would throw it in there

Hey, if the bus explosion does happen you will be the first person I tell.

[Drachen]

How have people never heard of a Mexican shower?

My definition of a Mexican shower has always been running a corner of a towel under the faucet and then rubbing it under your armpits.

And then there's the Puerto Rican shower which is just spraying yourself with a ton of cologne.

I have always known your Puerto Rican shower as a French bath.

[JoeChalupa]

All-State is having a job fair over at Alamo College at 1604 & Pat Booker Road and it is packed. The wife went over to check it out and the line is huge.

[I. Hustle]

All-State is having a job fair over at Alamo College at 1604 & Pat Booker Road and it is packed. The wife went over to check it out and the line is huge.

I have a job but thanks. I am just trying to chase that paper. It would be a significant raise if I were to get it.

[JoeChalupa]

I have a job but thanks. I am just trying to chase that paper. It would be a significant raise if I were to get it.

The chase is on!!

[mrsmaalox]

I'm thinking it didn't.

Yea you're right. It could not have possibly helped.

[ashbeeigh]

I meant support for your boobs but yeah for job interviews too.

Bas ! I thought you genuinely cared about my life there for a second!

[Clandestino]

Most people I know call it a " bath."

[I. Hustle]

So let's see if today is the day.

[grindmouse]

Most people I know call it a " bath."

You people have it all wrong.....


bath-wet cloth, wipe arm pits and crotch area.

Mexican bath-strong cologne like polo or old e sprayed on arm pits and crotch area.

trailer park bath- just like bath but instead of wash cloth you use baby wipes.


I hope this information help settles this dispute.

[mrsmaalox]

Well?!?!

[I. Hustle]

Nothing yet. I am on the negative side. That way if I don't get it then oh well but if I do it will be a nice surprise

[mrsmaalox]

Good plan

[I. Hustle]

What isn't helping is that I am so bored right now and falling asleep at my desk. Luckily nobody sees me.