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san antonio is gay
for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car.
These things have got to be the most re ed animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter
So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. ers
san antonio is gay
We don't have turkeys. I think you hit a small child.
I heard they have a lot of fat s in San Antonio.
Wow. Awesome.
I probly found the only turkey in the area too knowing my luck
Kinda like Phoenix has a lot of re ed wheelchaired s?
are you sure it wasn't one of those roaches from the riverwalk?
they are about the same size.
I'm one of the few. I had to join the crips because I felt so left out.
for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car.
These things have got to be the most re ed animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter
So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. ers
most likely a buzzard.
I think you met Sequ
Funniest I've read all week.
San Antonio doesn't have "small" children.
Met, ran over, whateverDon't you mean he ran over Sequ
It was Sequ; he was on his way to a pom pom girl tryout
lol segu
Boom roasted
What's a lace curtain mother er like you doing in San Antonio? San Antonio only has two kinds of people. gots and s. Are you a got? Or are you a ? Make your mind up before you get your head slammed through a plate glass window.
I lived in San Antonio for twenty-one years and never saw a single turkey that wasn't on an HEB freezer line. And you manage to let one bust up ya' ride.
Only a Dallas Fan...
dammit i was supposed to go to padre!!! stupid mother flocking workkkkkk
did you at least have fun despite the fat you ran over?
South Padre is pretty cool. I haven't been in a few years but the last time I was down there I bought weed from a cop. Or a guy wearing a cop outfit. Actually come to think of it that's a pretty smart way to slang weed. . .
Hey timvp you better get some ice for that BURN!
pensioned abuelos also celebrate spring breaks? you are always idle living in retirement I think.for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car.
These things have got to be the most re ed animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter
So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. ers
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