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Treat him with respect.
im getting married.
anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?
Treat him with respect.
Run and keep running and don't look back.
That's what my wife would say.
hey, whats up man!
whos the lucky fella?
breathe deep and don't clench up.
It's not a fairy tale - it's hard work sometimes. If you put the effort into it, though, it's worth it. And contrary to popular belief, sex actually gets better after marriage. Well, at least it does if you're doing it right.
your right
This:
is not doing it right.
It's not cheating if. . .
1. they look similar. then it's just a tribute.
2. they're twins
3. you don't remember
4. it's a threesome
5. you get away with it
6. you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
7. it's with a celebrity
8. you spread peanut butter on your balls and your dog licks it off
9. you change the sheets afterwards.
10. it's with royalty
11. you can please all of them
12. you don't look them in the eye
13. you have two girls at the same time, so one invalidates the other.
14. she's not human.
15. it was actually them but you were thinking of someone else
16. it's for fitness purposes
17. it's with their best friend
18. you get paid
19. she says it's ok
20. you are related.
Don't do it.
does she have big s tbh?
I'm sorry
is phillip your best man
clever, original, and totally unexpectedTreat him with respect.
too late
lol argentina
DD size
phillip is a got
In what state? Is this legal?
this one was actually somewhat clever unlike lebombs reply
how very richard jefferson of you. hope you at least go through with it and show conviction on being a living a straight mans life unlike that puss.
lol how old are you, son? Maybe South Korea has seen so huge a decrease in population they have to lower the minimum age for legal marriage down to early 10s so as to prevent their population jutting beyond the acceptable level. Felicitations anyway brah.
BTW the primary thing you need to learn after getting married is how to fence your wife away from some immoral prurient dudes especially those who look like Tyson Chandler.
im getting married.
Do you have any last words before you take the plunge?
i send my condolences
duly noted for future reference
YEAH, mono's now obsessed with my scrawls. Success... I really appreciate you tracking my posts brah.
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