Two Questions for Lakers Fans

[lil_penny]

You said "Dallas". It's not my fault your ty little town sucks too much ass to have a football team.

steers and s.. oh and this is the nba forum not the nfl one son.. god bless you and your boys in blue ill keep you guys in my prayers.. one day, one day.

[monosylab1k]

steers and s.. oh and this is the nba forum not the nfl one son.. god bless you and your boys in blue ill keep you guys in my prayers.. one day, one day.

lol bragging about a le your team won before you were alive is even more pathetic than rocket fan bragging about their rings.

[lil_penny]

a le is a le.. whats pathetic is actually thinking you guys won one in 06 by default.. at least you guys did get one le, 1st team to be knocked out by the 8th

[monosylab1k]

tbh passing on jordan for sam bowie negates any previous championships.

lol, 0 rings got!

[cobbler]

lol bragging about a le your team won before you were alive is even more pathetic than rocket fan bragging about their rings.

A le is a le... and 0 for life is well... sad.

[lil_penny]

A le is a le... and 0 for life is well... sad.

where is cubby when you need him.. "0 and forever"

[monosylab1k]

A le is a le... and 0 for life is well... sad.

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

[monosylab1k]

lol @ portland fan starting a thread talking to Lakerfan, then getting on his knees and sucking some lakerfan the second he gets a chance.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

I can't wait till the Suns win a le, the way people talk about it it's like losing your virginity all over again.

[Quit Hatin']

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

i'm sure you would if your team had one. but you guys don't and never will get the feeling to know your team has basketball immortality.

[cobbler]

Nobody ever gives houston a hard time because they did get a HOF play in the Dream, but when all was said and done, they gave up 6 les for 2. You only hear about Bowie because he was a bust do to the injuries.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

i'm sure you would if your team had one.

So you're implying that you do indeed jerk off to championships you had nothing to do with?

[monosylab1k]

So you're implying that you do indeed jerk off to championships you had nothing to do with?

rememba det one time lakerfan owned himself with a stupid post?

tbh that happens every day.

[lil_penny]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

lol dallas fan talking about blowing there load.

[Quit Hatin']

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

but you guys don't and never will get the feeling to know your team has basketball immortality.

God damn my life is gonna suck now. I might as well just off myself.

[peteee]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

nope, he needs his semen reserved to fornicate the wives of cuckolds night in and night out, even though he doesn't have a wife his own.

[cobbler]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

No. Most of em know me.

Is there any particular reason you are interested in when or why I masturbate? Creepy dude.. just plain creepy.

[monosylab1k]

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.

you're talking about those cheap cracker jack rings they gave everybody! I bet it fits nicely around your , have fun with all that

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.

The last time you applied for a job, did you put the Lakers' championships on your resume?

[monosylab1k]

I just got a look at one of those things. It's not even a ring, it's a paperweight.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

we indeed did have a role in the championship.

How many points did you score? What number did you wear?

[Quit Hatin']

actually i did work at the staple center in one point of my career

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

actually i did work at the staple center in one point of my career

Sorry but pretty sure your toilet cleaning ability wasn't needed to win a championship.

[monosylab1k]

I'm sure Jack Nicholson treasures his replica championship ring paperweight. He probably has it on the same shelf as his Oscars.