I would like to buy Spurstalk.com

[mavs>spurs2]

Sweet like the sweet sweet cunny juice of Mrs. RuffnReadyOzStyle!

Mmmmm boy! Was she ever!

damn you ing suck

that sounded like something a guy who sits around talking about me in his living room in real life with his other spurstalk friends would say

scrah

[Blanche Devereaux]

This thread reeks of testosterone just the way I like it.

Honey, you and me both.

[mavs>spurs2]

I sucked your mom's clitoris. It was meaty.

ing GOLD, keep making the hits

[mavs>spurs2]

what was that post on my page something about a "tee tee?" only a bearded pedo got would know the word an 8 year old uses to talk about his penis, IMHO

4cc hit the g spot with his tee tee, tee hee

[ALWAYS bet on BLACK]

@ some answers
@ other answers

[mavs>spurs2]

Scroh don't let your mom hijack your spurstalk account!

scrah, you couldn't make a funny post to save your syphilitic scrot

[Borosai]

There are some laughs in here.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori turned down one million a few years ago, that would "barely cover the servers"

but remember the Ellis family They. ain't. hurtin.

Look at the jaguar

Was it one million? or one billion?

[Eminem]

I sucked your mom's clitoris. It was meaty.

Yo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I'll in.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the in ground out from underneath you
( !) I ain't no in G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashesYo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I'll in.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the in ground out from underneath you
( !) I ain't no in G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

[paperboy]

i'll give you two dollars for it.

[Re-Animator]

Yo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I'll in.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the in ground out from underneath you
( !) I ain't no in G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashesYo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I'll in.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the in ground out from underneath you
( !) I ain't no in G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

Where is rappin Granny?