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I'm hearing that what really set Kenyon off wasn't the popcorn, it was that the perpetrator touched his levels. Kenyon had 'em set just like he wants 'em.
LMAO black Jesus having a WHITE interior
I'm hearing that what really set Kenyon off wasn't the popcorn, it was that the perpetrator touched his levels. Kenyon had 'em set just like he wants 'em.
someone really needs to make one of those Hitler scenes to this ...
id be pissed too. buttered popcorn? thats ed.
The ballboy couldn't fill the car with styrofoam popcorn or something harmless like that? Buttered popcorn on white interior is just re ed. It never came to mind that it would stain and ruin the interior of the car?
+1.
Seriously, buttered popcorn? I know people in this thread would be saying "I'd crack his ing jaw," if it was someone else's car. It just happens that Kenyon Martin's an asshat.
From the makers of Bad Idea Jeans: Pranking Kenyon Martin
By Trey Kerby
Ball Don't Lie
Even though I'm sure he's nice, Kenyon Martin is kind of a scary guy. First off, he's huge, no duh. That alone would be enough to deter me from messing with him. But then, he also seems pretty angry, or at least short tempered. And, of course, he's always ready to drop the hammer whenever he deems it necessary which is pretty often. Basically, there are a lot of reasons I wouldn't pull a prank on Kenyon Martin.
Apparently, a former Nuggets ball boy felt differently, filling Martin's Range Rover with buttered popcorn. You can imagine how well that went over.
"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."
After threatening violence, Kenyon then threatened to skip the playoffs if no one confessed. Yikes.
On one hand, April Fool's Day pranks are basically the worst unless you're between 6 and 12 years old. Grown-ups shouldn't really be trying to fool each other, should they? I don't think so either, so I at least "get" why Kenyon Martin is upset.
On the other hand — relax, Kenyon Martin. If someone pulls a prank on you, you don't necessarily threaten to "put hands" on them. That seems like a bit of an over-reaction. Especially, when you consider Kenyon is going to make more than $32 million between this season and next. He can probably afford to pick a new Range Rover or eight. Just be cool like Spencer Hawes was when he filled Jason Thompson's "'Scalade" with popcorn. It'll be okay.
In the end, everything turned out just fine.
"It was just an April Fools joke that went horribly wrong," said a member of the Nuggets organization who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "The kid thought it would be funny and it wasn't. Kenyon was back at practice today and everything was fine between him and his teammates."
To be fair to the ball boy, it would be kind of funny to see Kenyon Martin get really upset about popcorn in his truck. But do you really want to make Kenyon Martin that angry? Me neither.
"Trey Kerby" is an idiot..
Buttered popcorn isn't the same as just popcorn, and it's different with the white interior..I don't see how anybody can blame Martin here..
Also, these guys criticize athletes for losing their money and going broke, but in this situation they're criticizing a guy for being upset for NOT wanting to blow 50 stacks on another Range..
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