The Dallas Mavericks: A History of Choking

[Findog]

You've already got enough of that apparently, hard for anything more to rub off when you're basically at the max already.

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!

you have a tendency to want to get into those circle jerks only to get butthurt about what choking means.

Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

[Tom Slick]

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!



Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

[kamikazi_player]

lol mavstalk

[Cane]

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!



Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

I'll accept that the Mavs choked in 2007 if it is the prevailing norm that a huge upset automatically equals choking. I was aware that having a big lead and blowing it equals choking, but it's news to me that an upset is automatically a choke.

I never said that they were. Find one Mav fan anywhere that says that they were. I've always disputed that it's a "choke" when they never led in that series, when they lost the season series 4-0, and when the Warriors made a major mid-season trade that significantly erased the talent gap between the two teams. The Mavs still should've won that series, but I have a hard time accepting the premise that it was a huge choke and nothing more than an upset because of all those factors. Doesn't change the fact that it was an embarrassing and painful flameout to end the season, but it doesn't fit the definition of a choke to me.

"Boom! Roasted!" Thats all you got?

[Findog]

"Boom! Roasted!" Thats all you got?

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

[nkdlunch]

I like where this thread is going. All we need is a picture of Crystal Nowitzki to take this up a notch.

[nkdlunch]

[Findog]

I never said that they were. Find one Mav fan anywhere that says that they were.

posting my comments out of context. Are you trying to imply that I don't think the Warriors-Mavs series was an upset? This is like sparring with Fox News.

[Cane]

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

"Boom! Roasted!"

[in2deep]

the Mavs Krew at their recent GTG:

[Findog]

I like where this thread is going. All we need is a picture of Crystal Nowitzki to take this up a notch.

We've got Crystal Taylor, the Choke logo, we're still missing Wade holding the LOB trophy, the exercise bike and the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans with the word "PWNED" in big capital letters.

Oh, and some pictures of the Spurs eliminating the Mavs from the playoffs, you gotta post those too.

[kamikazi_player]

lol butthurt

[nkdlunch]

the mavs krew at their recent gtg:

lmfao

[Cane]

[bonzi_isaspurskiller]

We've got Crystal Taylor, the Choke logo, we're still missing Wade holding the LOB trophy, the exercise bike and the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans with the word "PWNED" in big capital letters.

Oh, and some pictures of the Spurs eliminating the Mavs from the playoffs, you gotta post those too.

you're forgetting the empty trophy case, the dirk pic with that trashy white chick wearing the conference champ shirt and hat along with the photoshopped mav championship dvd

[Findog]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

[Findog]

you're forgetting the empty trophy case, the dirk pic with that trashy white chick wearing the conference champ shirt and hat along with the photoshopped mav championship dvd

That's right, those are good too. We gotta cover all the bases, since Mavs fans have never seen those pics and will be devastated by viewing them for the first time with virgin eyes.

[nkdlunch]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

what are you talking about? this was not to make fun of the mavs. I like the mavs, they are a classy bunch.

This thread is to thank the mavs for motivating many NBA champions throughout the years, for being the example of failure and teaching teams what NOT to do when clutch time comes.


thanks Mavs!

[The Cougar]

That's right, those are good too. We gotta cover all the bases, since Mavs fans have never seen those pics and will be devastated by viewing them for the first time with virgin eyes.

Dont forget

[Cane]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

Threads started by butthurt Mav fans in the Spurs forum, one of them not knowing wtf choking means in the past day or two: at least 2

Threads started by Mavs fan making fun of Spurs in just the past few hours: At least one http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150898

What kind of Mav fan would make a thread in the Spurs forum about this:

Spur fan generally believes that the Mavs beat the Spurs in 2006 thanks to artificial help at the FT line, and what happened in the 2006 NBA Finals with Wade and the Heat was simply Dallas getting a taste of its own medicine.

Correct?

The answer? A dumbass. "Boom! Roasted!"

[Findog]

what are you talking about? this was not to make fun of the mavs. I like the mavs, they are a classy bunch.

This thread is to thank the mavs for motivating many champions throughout the years, for being the example of failure and teaching teams what NOT to do when clutch time comes.


thanks Mavs!

They've motivated the Spurs to never repeat and strive for the elite status of "second-best team in Texas."

[DisAsTerBot]

They've motivated the Spurs to never repeat and strive for the elite status of "second-best team in Texas."

awww...he gave up

[Shank]

Sweet thread.

[Findog]

What kind of Mav fan would make a thread in the Spurs forum about this:

If you could count or knew what math was, you'd understand. But you probably suffered the indignity of San Antonio public schools, so I don't hold it against you.

[Cane]

If you could count or knew what math was, you'd understand. But you probably suffered the indignity of San Antonio public schools, so I don't hold it against you.

"Boom! Roasted!"