The Dallas Mavericks: A History of Choking

[D-Wade #3]

You are one of the worst posters on the board, tbh. Your takes and -talking are extraordinarily weak.

2009 - beat San Antonio, 4-1, in the the first round.
2006 - beat San Antonio, 4-3, in the second round.

Now go stuff your face with a torta.

I just wish you could raise your game a little bit. It's hard to get butthurt over listing 20-year old playoff results, or a Spurs fan making fun of the Mavs. What do you have to make fun of? That your team gets owned in the playoffs by Dallas? That you have to vicariously live through other teams doing what your team can't? That is hilarious, indeed!

Official Mission Statement of Mavs: Our one and only goal is to beat the Spurs in the playoffs, and only the Spurs. Nothing else matters, especially not winning it all. Our jealousy of the Spurs' success is ridiculously high, so once we defeat the Spurs, we will have won our championship, hence our chokejob in the later rounds, because after we are eliminated, we will always remember and cherish our "Look at us, we beat the Spurs" trophy.

[badfish22]

Official Mission Statement of Mavs: Our one and only goal is to beat the Spurs in the playoffs, and only the Spurs. Nothing else matters, especially not winning it all.

+1. And we do it well.

[Findog]

Of course, cue the usual mouthbreather retorts about how Mavs fans only care about beating the Spurs. Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient. I know it must smart to get owned repeatedly by such a bunch of "weak chokers" and have to live vicariously through other teams.

[in2deep]

Of course, cue the usual mouthbreather retorts about how Mavs fans only care about beating the Spurs. Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient. I know it must smart to get owned repeatedly by such a bunch of "weak chokers" and have to live vicariously through other teams.

psst, this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about the mavericks choking in epic manner every other year.

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run.

[D-Wade #3]

psst, this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about the mavericks choking in epic manner every other year.

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run.

That is respectable to him

[MavDynasty]

its started by a butthurt spur fan who has "4 rings got" in his sig essentially

lol if the spurs are FINALLY going to beat the mavs this year whats the point of posting it?

mavs are destined chokers always were always will be so if dallas loses to the spurs this year isnt that just dallas' daily routine?nothing to see here move along

[Findog]

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run

I guess that's how you interpret this statement:

Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient.

This thread was started by butthurt, whiny Spur fan. Maybe I'll start a thread making fun of Golden State or Miami so I can sound like a moron too.

[D-Wade #3]

The Mavs are like that one dirtty er that you meet at least once in your life that has really bad B.O....Their reputation is ed, because no matter how clean they get, they will always be known for stinking up the joint

[TD4THREE]

That's right play it cool Mav fans,I mean it's not like that 06 series is the pinnacle of greatness for the maverick franchise or anything.

[Findog]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

[D-Wade #3]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

You would know pathetic

[in2deep]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

is it more pathetic than forming a "mavs crew" in an internet forum?

[D-Wade #3]

That's right play it cool Mavs fans,I mean it's not like that 06 series is the pinnacle of greatness for the maverick franchise or anything.

It's like when they beat the spurs, they immediately reach orgasm, therefore blowing their load early, not knowing that they are more es to conquer

[clambake]

It's like when they beat the spurs, they immediately reach orgasm, therefore blowing their load early, not knowing that they are more es to conquer

can't argue with that.

[badfish22]

You would know pathetic

ohhh what a burn

[Michael Kelso]

ohhh what a burn

Totally sick burn man!

[nkdlunch]

can't argue with that.

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

k

better?

Who the you calling a k, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way...

[monosylab1k]