Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Most 19 year old girls were more mature than the friends I hung out with when we were 26. I don't really see the problem.

[koriwhat]

just hit it already and stop being such a pussy!

i've always respected your input here balli but this thread wasn't needed... just get out there and do your thing man!

[LnGrrrR]

just hit it already and stop being such a pussy!

i've always respected your input here balli but this thread wasn't needed... just get out there and do your thing man!

cosigned, son

[z0sa]

this was an attention thread from a dumbass. Nothing to see here

[balli]

this was an attention thread from a dumbass. Nothing to see here

Please, little butthurt mother er. This is about the only thread I've made in 3 years of posting here that's even remotely touched upon my personal life. God forbid I get some ST perspective once in 3 years... get back to that argument when I turn into B2B.

And as far as this thread goes, I stopped giving a about it after the first few pages and hours. And while I appreciate the initial responses, people can feel free to stop giving me advice after the fact.

[z0sa]

Please, little butthurt mother er. This is about the only thread I've made in 3 years of posting here that's even remotely touched upon my personal life. God forbid I get some ST perspective once in 3 years... get back to that argument when I turn into B2B.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

And as far as this thread goes, I stopped giving a about it after the first few pages and hours.

Which is why you're responding now.

And while I appreciate the initial responses, people can feel free to stop giving me advice after the fact.

What 26 year old male needs advice on ing a 19 year old?
Why are you so afraid she's going to notice your lack of experience?

[balli]

z0sa, you're a crying ing . Literally, a butthurt little who's crying because I don't like the same video games as you do.

[z0sa]

z0sa, you're a crying ing .

you post your attention-seeking insecurities on the internet and call me the crying ?

Balli's next insult: "I wish you and everyone like you would get vaporized, you don't deserve to live"

[z0sa]

Literally, a butthurt little who's crying because I don't like the same video games as you do.

If I really cared about defending myself from an obviously ignorant person, I'd find the threads where I said waw > cod 4 IMO and you and CH cried for hours.

Instead, I'll laugh since it's only too hilarious you'd accuse me of doing what you do every single time someone disagrees with you.

I wish I could show your little buddy some of your posts on the political forum, if only to see you actually defend them

[z0sa]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IM ACTUALLY GONNA GET SOME PUSSY!

The whole world needed to know.

[SpursStalker]

[SpursStalker]

What 26 year old male needs advice on ing a 19 year old?
Why are you so afraid she's going to notice your lack of experience?

*owned*

[jack sommerset]

What 26 year old male needs advice on ing a 19 year old?
Why are you so afraid she's going to notice your lack of experience?

[balli]

*owned*

You dumb . This thread had nothing to do with the mechanics of tearing up pussy. You ing dream.

And sorry I asked for public advice about the morality of taking sexual advantage of someone who is a child in every sense of the word except for legal. I'll try not to be so considerate of a girl's feelings in the future. In fact, the existence of intellectually worthless, dumb ing es like yourself makes me regret it already.

As far as z0sa goes, I could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life. Minus a bit of ethical drama, I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. I'm sure he is too with one hand holding up his gut while he wraps the swollen-ass pickle fingers of his other hand around his rarely seen little member.

[z0sa]

You dumb . This thread had nothing to do with the mechanics of tearing up pussy. You ing dream.

And sorry I asked for public advice about the morality of taking sexual advantage of someone who is a child in every sense of the word except for legal. I'll try not to be so considerate of a girl's feelings in the future. In fact, the existence of intellectually worthless, dumb ing es like yourself makes me regret it already.

As far as z0sa goes, I could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life. Minus a bit of ethical drama, I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. I'm sure he is too with one hand holding up his gut while he wraps the swollen-ass pickle fingers of his other hand around his rarely seen little member.

wtf

[z0sa]

could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life.

Lemme guess:

1) you're not a nerd.

2) you have tons of $$

3) you don't have cottage cheese chest? (the ?)

4) you don't care what people think about your sex life which is why you posted about it on the internet.

[jack sommerset]

You dumb . This thread had nothing to do with the mechanics of tearing up pussy. You ing dream.

And sorry I asked for public advice about the morality of taking sexual advantage of someone who is a child in every sense of the word except for legal. I'll try not to be so considerate of a girl's feelings in the future. In fact, the existence of intellectually worthless, dumb ing es like yourself makes me regret it already.

As far as z0sa goes, I could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life. Minus a bit of ethical drama, I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. I'm sure he is too with one hand holding up his gut while he wraps the swollen-ass pickle fingers of his other hand around his rarely seen little member.

[SpursStalker]

You dumb . This thread had nothing to do with the mechanics of tearing up pussy. You ing dream.

And sorry I asked for public advice about the morality of taking sexual advantage of someone who is a child in every sense of the word except for legal. I'll try not to be so considerate of a girl's feelings in the future. In fact, the existence of intellectually worthless, dumb ing es like yourself makes me regret it already.

As far as z0sa goes, I could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life. Minus a bit of ethical drama, I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. I'm sure he is too with one hand holding up his gut while he wraps the swollen-ass pickle fingers of his other hand around his rarely seen little member.

off ... If you didn't want it public you should have keep that trap of yours shut ...

Have a nice day!

Your friendly stalker

[SpursStalker]

wtf

You're such a trouble maker ...

[z0sa]

You're such a trouble maker ...

I think you have me confused with another z0sa.

[SpursStalker]

I think you have me confused with another z0sa.

[z0sa]

[Trainwreck2100]

You dumb . This thread had nothing to do with the mechanics of tearing up pussy. You ing dream.

And sorry I asked for public advice about the morality of taking sexual advantage of someone who is a child in every sense of the word except for legal. I'll try not to be so considerate of a girl's feelings in the future. In fact, the existence of intellectually worthless, dumb ing es like yourself makes me regret it already.

As far as z0sa goes, I could really give all what some nerd-ass, broke ass, cottage-cheese chest having mother er thinks about my sex life. Minus a bit of ethical drama, I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. I'm sure he is too with one hand holding up his gut while he wraps the swollen-ass pickle fingers of his other hand around his rarely seen little member.

You didn't hit it? What the is wrong with you?

[DAF86]

If she has the body and agrees to it, then she's ready to go.

[word]

Within a couple of days, next weekend tops, I'll have slept with a girl who's seven years my junior (she's 19, I'm 26). I have no interest in anything but her sexy-ass body. I have no idea how long I'll remain interested in that.

FWIW, for months I've held out, desperately trying not to take this foul-mouthed route... but man, the gods just kept flinging this teenage girl at me like a piece of meat to a hungry carnivore and well, like most men, I could only resist so much for so long. I caved last night, got a bj and I'm taking her out tomorrow. Now I'm literally panicking about the deprivation.

Obviously, this will not end well. There will be consequences for both our psyches; she'll feel used, I'll feel guilty for acting on a creepy troglodytic impulse. Ideas on mitigating the inevitable damage? Do you think she even knows what this is? Thoughts or advice in general?

That's not a huge age difference. I guess the point of this post is, you finally got laid. Congratulations.