Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

[in2deep]

Within a couple of days, next weekend tops, I'll have slept with a girl who's seven years my junior (she's 19, I'm 26). I have no interest in anything but her sexy-ass body. I have no idea how long I'll remain interested in that.

FWIW, for months I've held out, desperately trying not to take this foul-mouthed route... but man, the gods just kept flinging this teenage girl at me like a piece of meat to a hungry carnivore and well, like most men, I could only resist so much for so long. I caved last night, got a bj and I'm taking her out tomorrow. Now I'm literally panicking about the deprivation.

Obviously, this will not end well. There will be consequences for both our psyches; she'll feel used, I'll feel guilty for acting on a creepy troglodytic impulse. Ideas on mitigating the inevitable damage? Do you think she even knows what this is? Thoughts or advice in general?

stop being a pussy. Man up and handle that ass till it wears out or someone else will

[Kermit]

Jesus. This is just sad.

[The Reckoning]

rofl at all the people saying just to tap it. either theyre the biggest d-bags or the only s theyve ever sucked on is their moms.

balli, if you pursue it and it turns out she only wants a short term fling, by all means go for it...but imagine the look on her parents' face when she tricks you into coming home with her.

[Kermit]

rofl at all the people saying just to tap it. either theyre the biggest d-bags or the only s theyve ever sucked on is their moms.

balli, if you pursue it and it turns out she only wants a short term fling, by all means go for it...but imagine the look on her parents' face when she tricks you into coming home with her.

We're all d-bags because we wouldn't act like pussies when presented with the oppurtunity for some sex?

[The Reckoning]

^ sex without consequences would be awesome. im just telling him to put it into perspective because its all relative. he should find out what her real intentions are first.

[nkdlunch]

that.

I say go Kobe Bryant on her ass

[Capt Bringdown]

While you're young, you better have your fun,
'cause when you get old, your fun is done.

Let the kids dance.
Let the kids dance.
You only get one chance.

-Bo Diddly

[jack sommerset]

that.

I say go Kobe Bryant on her ass

That's what that got Balli will end up doing. Jerking off in the bathroom cuz that's his thing.

[Amber Kush]

Hahaha.

Good to see theres a healthy sex drive in here!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

^ sex without consequences would be awesome. im just telling him to put it into perspective because its all relative. he should find out what her real intentions are first.

That is EXACTLY what I have said numerous times in this thread, and yet I get hounded for it and you don't. WTF?

[The Reckoning]

lol because i actually get play. step aside ozzy, and let the AMERICANS handle this thread. go jerk off in a kangaroo pouch.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

lol because i actually get play. step aside ozzy, and let the AMERICANS handle this thread. go jerk off in a kangaroo pouch.

So, you're a playa, but you also care about the women you play. Interesting take.

As for the insults, are they really necessary?

[MiamiHeat]

seriously

this thread is a giant mind of bull

im starting to think OP posted it just to brag or something

there is no ing discussion here s

EITHER
1) she just wants , good give it to her you ing pussy

or

2) if she will have sex with u and u didnt have to say u love her, or that u are in a relationship with her, then what the are you ing about

or

3) you intentionally led her on and lied to her. in which case, it doesnt ing matter if she's 19 or 45. you know what you did and how to fix it.

god damn

in fact, just show her this thread so she can see what a big ing got you are. she won't want you anymore after that. grow some balls.

[The Reckoning]

So, you're a playa, but you also care about the women you play. Interesting take.

if you have a good reputation and southern charm, the batch to select from gets bigger. if youre a d bag who tries to hit and quit, the batch to select from gets smaller. women hold grudges worse than anyone, and they love to tell everyone about those grudges. like someone said earlier in the thread, "leave them better off than you found them." if not, everyone will know...including their father with a badge or 12 gauge shotgun.

[thispego]

seriously

this thread is a giant mind of bull

im starting to think OP posted it just to brag or something

there is no ing discussion here s

EITHER
1) she just wants , good give it to her you ing pussy

or

2) if she will have sex with u and u didnt have to say u love her, or that u are in a relationship with her, then what the are you ing about

or

3) you intentionally led her on and lied to her. in which case, it doesnt ing matter if she's 19 or 45. you know what you did and how to fix it.

god damn

in fact, just show her this thread so she can see what a big ing got you are. she won't want you anymore after that. grow some balls.

ppffffft NATURALLY...

[RandomGuy]

go jerk off in a kangaroo pouch.

That is a combination of words that I would never have expected to see, ever in a million years.

Gotta love the internet, that is definitely sigworthy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Jerk off in a kangaroo pouch?

I'd imagine it's Australia's version of the fleshlight.