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Great thread.
I fall into the Bruce Bowen w/o the Defense and the corner 3 category.
This one goes both ways, there is the guy you just described who will set a screen, not move and just stand there watching the guy he set a screen for get double teamed, then there is the guy who roles too much and half the time clogs up the lane when the guy he just set a screen for had a clear path.
Great thread.
I fall into the Bruce Bowen w/o the Defense and the corner 3 category.
Last edited by rAm; 04-21-2010 at 04:06 PM.
have you played with a crack head??? they will suck your .... for some crack... they don't give a about the game
I haven't played basketball with crack head, but I have posted on a message board with thinks he's funny guy.
Sorry scrah, but late 30's is definitely reaching old guy status. But old guy always gets prahps if he's good.
I hate chuckers. I play with one during school in PE and he'll see you open for the layup but he decides to take a dumbass three with two guys covering him. The part I hate the most though is when he s up its no problem, but if you up you know you're not going to get the ball again.
This is funny as , and it's the truth.
I consider myself to be in a transitional period. If I'm at the gym at 6:00pm on a weekday I'm "old guy". If I'm there at 8:00am on a Saturday I'm "young guy".
Another guy who I'm sure we all hate is the guy who tries to call the other team for offensive fouls and moving screens.
I can't stand pick up basketball any more because of all these reasons.
I'd rather play co-ed volleyball.
but you guys are forgetting an important stereotype, "black guy who doesn't want to get owned by a non black guy so he constantly bends the rules"
I've got one more, "ball don't lie" guy. He's a great jump shooter and will try to create an arguement over every little foul or out of bounds call. Two seconds into the arguement he's suggesting to resolve the dispute he created by having him shoot for it, because the ball doesn't lie.
lol yep
'That went out on you'
'What? No it didn't'
'Here, I'll shoot for it.
One of the douchiest s of pickup basketball.
tbh the most annoying of all is the nonstop cherry pickers. The one who just stands there expecting you to stop the other team playing 4 on 5 so he can get an easy layup. I've only played with a couple of them but goddamn it's annoying.
Just as bad are the guys who are just lazy assholes and jog back on defense even tho their man is sprinting. i don't mind the guy who walks back on offense, but nothing pisses me off more than me trying to run my ass off to stop a fast break, only for someone else to get an easy layup cuz some sucker didn't run with his man.
Right, the whole team doesn't mind you leaving your guy open for a layup because you feel like pouting because somebody didn't pass you the ball.
Or is it because you're too pussy to yell "pass the ball around you lameass?" during the game?
You don't even play basketball, do you, former fatboy freshman?
What the would you know anyway, it's not like your fatass plays basketball.
Ha, how much did your weight balloon up a few years ago, hmm? Was it over 280 that I remember, fat kid?
I can go back and find the thread you laid your little heart out about some girlfriend who would never date you cuz you are a fat loser, even after you lost 80 pounds of whatever bull you were spewing.
You dumbass, lardass rich jew. How's freshman year coming? is Daddy and Mommy sending your paycheck on time?
I sometimes play against a guy who after he set the screen grabs me and pushes me away while he runs towards the basket. The first two times he did it I didn't say anything but since he continued to do so I told him it's an offensive foul. He apparenly didn't hear me so next time I pulled his hand when he started moving towards the basket. He didn't do it again... till two weeks later.
its fun when you and your man walk up the court and just talk about cause neither of you can move. You got that untold agreement of you dont run i dont run
Y'all are in here talkin like you tryin to get a mutha in scholaship!
I hate the mother ers who go 1 for 20 EVERYTIME they play but still and moan like they never miss a basket. And of course the weekend warriors trash talkers. They didn't make their high school JV team but out with the fat ers they think they are Jordan.
Remember that one time you ate a lollipop out of that stripper's snatch?
Personally, I like the chuckers on my team. This means more putbacks and rebounds for me. I like to mix it up in the key and if you have someone who think they're Reggie Miller or whatever...you can carve yourself up a nice game of nuisance basketball by getting tip-ins and whatnot.
Yeah, especially when they haven't made ONE shot, but think they are just having a bad day, and will get it going eventually.
Another thing, when your defender constantly talks , knowing that you can light them up at any moment
The best moments is when you take on a young squad full of let's say...black kids and they're just running their mouths on how they'll smoke your squad of mixed people and you run them out of the gym...that is fun...
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