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    The Legend Grows da_suns_fan's Avatar
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    5) Jordan plagiarism- Its one thing to model your game after your favorite player (theres an entire generation of Penny Hardaways circa 1995 in the league today). Its another to copy someones speech patterns, celebration antics and even gum chewing method. Short of changing his number to 23 and sticking his tongue out during drives to the basket, Kobe has done everything to brand himself as the ultimate Jordan wannabe.

    4) ty teammate - Despite buying his teammates watches, theres no one in the league sans Ron Artest who would look forward to playing with Kobe Bryant. He barks at teammates when HE screws up. He shoots when hes quadruple teamed and the games on the line (see 2009 finals). He patronizes NBA athletes when walking to timeouts by acting as if he needs to explain the fundamentals of shooting to them (but only for as long as the cameras are rolling). He interrogated all of his teammates when an anonymous quote appeared in the LA times stating that his rape trial was a distraction.

    I think Karl Malone was the only Laker who had the balls to tell him to shut the up for once. The current crop has no such backbone.

    3) Total phony - We know the guy is an arrogant asshole. "Humble" doenst exist in his dictionary. Ive seen him cup his ear to the crowd while Laker fans shouted his name after he hit a game winner. Ive seen him scowl like a badass and not even look at his teammates when he banked in a game winning 30 footer and they mobbed him (see ty teammate). Yet when he enters the press room, he goes into his rehearsed speeches and phony smile that dont appear to be the slightest bit genuine. He might be the worst actor in the history of acting. I loved the Simmons bit about his new "game face" and how no one would know why he chose "that face" over the 30 he had no doubt practiced in the mirror.

    2) Eagle, Colorado - Yeah, she was promiscuous. He still cheated on his wife, threw Shaq under the bus to the cops cuz HE got caught and made his wife look sleazy by making amends with a ing ring. Tiger might be a total tool, but hes not as big of a tool as Kobe.

    1) When the going gets tough - Kobe demands a trade. At their lowest point in recent memory, Kobe tried to bail on the Lakers. He didnt want to wait for better teammates or maybe just some better luck. He even told Laker fans in fast food parking lots to get ready to buy their Bulls jerseys (since it looked as if thats where he was going). Just a reminder to Laker fans that Kobe DOESNT GIVE A about the Laker Franchise, the city of LA or especially YOU.

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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    6. Bigman dependent.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    OP writing an essay about someone he hates. lol

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    Hand Down, Man Down!!!!!! Laker-fan-in-SanAnto's Avatar
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    Mods, can you merge this thread with the Kobe one!!!!

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    Tiger always heard "yes" from the ladies. Kobe did not. It's funny how people bash Tiger for being a man but Kobe gets a free pass because it was just a one time thing and it was completely consensual.

    Rapists are tier than man s. Just sayin'.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    lol down 2-3 to the spurs

    just sayin'

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    Tiger always heard "yes" from the ladies. Kobe did not. It's funny how people bash Tiger for being a man but Kobe gets a free pass because it was just a one time thing and it was completely consensual.

    Rapists are tier than man s. Just sayin'.
    Did you miss the story about how Tiger paid one of his es 10 million dollars to keep quiet? Every woman will say yes if you pay them enough money.

    Tiger was telling these women he loved them and acting like they were the only ones. Total sleazebag.
    Last edited by namlook; 04-28-2010 at 01:14 AM.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    Did you miss the story about how Tiger paid one of his es 10 million dollars to keep quiet?
    isnt Jason Kidd a wifebeateR?

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    Top 5 reasons da suns fan chooses to hate on Kobe:

    5. Penis envy He has one Dasuns fan wishes he had one ...
    4. Jealous of his money and his fame
    3. You SEcretly love him ...you area a closet Kobesexual - Come out of the closet!!!
    2. That dunk on Nash STILL hurts!
    1. You know an ass whuppin is coming (IF you can get by Blazers and Spurs)

    There is a thread for this learn to read rookie.

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    Did you miss the story about how Tiger paid one of his es 10 million dollars to keep quiet? Tiger was telling these women he loved them and acting like they were the only ones. Total sleazebag.
    I'd say it was those chic's fauts for being naive. Kobe's chic, if consensual, was also naive, but otherwise, rape is worse than man detude.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    I'd say it was those chic's fauts for being naive. Kobe's chic, if consensual, was also naive, but otherwise, rape is worse than man detude.
    kobe was convicted of rape? must have missed the news on that one.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    How about

    1) he takes it in the ass willingly and has the ability to deep throat monster s

    2-5) see (1)

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    1) Because I hate him and he wins and we are 0 for lifetime.

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    Veteran namlook's Avatar
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    How about

    1) he takes it in the ass willingly and has the ability to deep throat monster s

    2-5) see (1)

    Hmmm...Sounds like you have issues there buddy. And who has their mouth open in your sig picture? Is your fantasy that Manu is ready for you?

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    good game today by kobe

    but did you guys here this got in the press conference right now? he basically said "if i didnt have pau and drew down low i would be putting up 40 or 50 points and ppl would be saying i shoot too much (maybe 2-3 yrs ago lol)...but i dont need to do that i can pick my poision". really kome? really? youve been holding the lakers back for months now with your horrible shooting and shot selection and after one game where you actually fed the guys in the paint you act as if youve been doing this all along? what a piece of a reporter shouldve called him out on that.

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    good game today by kobe

    but did you guys here this got in the press conference right now? he basically said "if i didnt have pau and drew down low i would be putting up 40 or 50 points and ppl would be saying i shoot too much...but i dont need to do that i can pick my poision". really kome? really?♦
    Any number of superstars would say the same thing.

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    Derrick White fanboy FkLA's Avatar
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    Any number of superstars would say the same thing.
    sure alot of batmans on teams give credit to their robins...although they wont say "i can score 40 or 50 points" afterwards (kome cant even give credit w/o making it about himself), and that statement was especially re ed since kobe isnt capable of that anymore unless he shoots about 40 shots.

    thats not the point though, its how ridiculous his statement is...motha er is acting like he's been 'picking his poison' all season long and like this game was nothing out of the ordinary, when in reality his me first at ude and horrible shot selection has held the lakers back for months now. its like if that sexual lakaluva goes one day without getting his ass rammed, and proclaims "im straight" when in reality he's been getting rammed every day of his life. ridiculous.

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    1. Rapist
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    While I'm not Kobe's biggest fan and agree with your sentiments, it's a bit ironic to criticize Kobe for throwing Shaq under the bus when Nash doing so doesn't stop you from chugging his glug.

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    Great list..

    As an unbiased poster, I have to agree with all of that..

    A snitching, alleged rapist that s on his teammates through the media and quits on his team, yet is given every possible excuse and given a tremendous amount of hype by media outlets due to the popularity he gained due to the talent he possesses on the basketball court and the fabricated image that they created for him..

    A guy that "doesn't like talking about his injuries", yet talks about them in every interview LOL..

    The only thing as bad as Kobe are his fans TBH..

    I don't have a team here though, I'm just stating my unbiased opinion as a fan of the NBA..I certainly don't want to hate such an amazing talent, it's a shame..

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    kobe was convicted of rape? must have missed the news on that one.
    Never said he was. It was more of a hypothetical... Or can't you read?

    I think both are pretty scuzzy for cheating right after-during the births of their children.

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    Never said he was. It was more of a hypothetical... Or can't you read?

    I think both are pretty scuzzy for cheating right after-during the births of their children.
    90% of the NBA is scuzzy. Almost every one of them cheats and everybody knows it.

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    90% of the NBA is scuzzy. Almost every one of them cheats and everybody knows it.
    A) I realize that.
    B) Doesn't change the fact that the timing was particularly atrocious.

    What I think was more of an issue with Kobe, was that before the indecent, I disliked him, but respected him. It was quite a letdown for someone who seemed as generally intelligent and sincere as Kobe to have such horrendously awful disregard for the kid that he just had.

    I never expected anything from Tiger. He seemed so fake right from the get-go. There was no letdown there as I expected nothing from him.

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    A) I realize that.
    B) Doesn't change the fact that the timing was particularly atrocious.

    What I think was more of an issue with Kobe, was that before the indecent, I disliked him, but respected him. It was quite a letdown for someone who seemed as generally intelligent and sincere as Kobe to have such horrendously awful disregard for the kid that he just had.

    I never expected anything from Tiger. He seemed so fake right from the get-go. There was no letdown there as I expected nothing from him.
    I think you'd be disappointed in a lot of people you respected if you knew everything they did behind the scenes. The fact is that the culture of the NBA is that everyone cheats and has affairs on the road. The wives all know it and they put up with it.

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    Cheating and raping aren't the same..far from it, actually..not comparable..

    I'm not saying he's a proven rapist, but Phil Jackson seems to believe he is..

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