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  1. #76
    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Just jack off before having sex

    you'll last like thirty minutes at least

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    ^ but then the girl's like "were you planning to hang out with me just to get some???"

    then you dont get any...its like a double edged sword.

    best bet is to get some good foreplay, take a shower, and then go for it.

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    whoa, you're weird. it sounds like you have some issues that you need to talk to someone about. Did you rape someone or were you raped yourself?


    welcome to the world of rogue

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    I 'pre jac' even when I'm masturbating

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    "ya dig"?

    1974 called......it asked you to stay away


    Man people always fail to act like a black internet tough guy.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    ^ but then the girl's like "were you planning to hang out with me just to get some???"

    then you dont get any...its like a double edged sword.
    How would she know you jacked off before hanging out?

    You realize you're not supposed to do it in front of her, right?

  7. #82
    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    though wise beyond his years, young reckoning still has much to learn
    Last edited by Cant_Be_Faded; 04-28-2010 at 11:09 PM.

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    Just relax and don't do it.

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    I can't read this whole thread or the op at this time, but my thoughts are as follows:

    If you come fast, it, say 'it's been awhile' and get ready for round 2. You should be able to stay hard if you're a sexual deviant, or in lieu of that, find a way to occupy yourselves for a few minutes.

    Sometimes you just need to bust off a fast nut, usually in the morning. Certain times, your goal should be to nut as fast as possible so that your girl can take a shower and go to work while you stay home and play Halo.

    Like other people said, if it's really that big a problem, drop a beat.

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    deviant? sexually? youre sick balli

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    How would she know you jacked off before hanging out?

    You realize you're not supposed to do it in front of her, right?

    no its when she looks at you and goes...


    "thats it? either you need to start drinking less coffee and eating more grains, or you prepared for this."




    women know

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    deviant? sexually? youre sick balli
    I'm just saying, the man who stays rock solid after ming in or on a chick must be some sort of depraved individual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sickness if okay if it doesn't leave the confines of one's home and participatory relationship.

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    Oak Cliff hard hitta
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    jacking off would make you go longer before you again, jackass

    wow

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    jacking off would make you go longer before you again, jackass

    wow

    wow

    guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

    who's the jackass now?


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    wow

    guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

    who's the jackass now?

    the more you keep posting this kind of stuff, the higher the spermcount on your e-forehead.

    wow

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    Oak Cliff hard hitta
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    blake throwin bows in this !

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    Oak Cliff hard hitta
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    hurry cbf, save him!!!

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    oh great blakes in here to prove to everyone how smart he is

    guess my sex joke went way over everyone's head

    *shrugs*

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    wow

    guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

    who's the jackass now?

    I think you're talking about volume; the spermcount is a microscopic exam that counts the sperm. Or you're ing a lab tech, which is cool

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    it was just a joke so i could throw in the grain and coffee line

    get over it people
    Last edited by The Reckoning; 04-29-2010 at 12:00 AM.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    Or you're ing a lab tech, which is cool

    annnd you know me too well

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    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    This thread has about 6 unique people, the rest trolls.

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    Oak Cliff hard hitta
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    lol edits

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    oh great blakes in here to prove to everyone how smart he is

    guess my sex joke went way over everyone's head

    *shrugs*
    grain and coffee line? did anyone get it?

    *shrugs*

    I know something that didn't go over your head.

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    Who the Fuck are Man Utd?
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    anyone have issues with it?
    U have the severest premature-ejaculation problems I tell you, due to your deficient brain. U srsly think the son is yours? come on, this son of a .

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