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Nature has taught us that you need not worry about the large beast with the menacing growl nearly as much as you need to take caution against the tiny and silent predator. In the history of the new world, the most deadly assassin in the animal kingdom has been the zankudos, or as the pale man calls moskitos. When they carried malaria hundreds of years ago, they would wipe out tens of thousands as quick as a thought, often doing their destruction without their victims even realizing they had been bitten. While if you look at the wild buffalo's sheer size, you could be hesitant to cross paths with one. However, while you would be wise to avoid a stampede, the truth is the wild buffalo would rather avoid confrontation himself. A fierce and confident yell will often encourage a wild buffalo to find another path. Similarly, you'd be surprised but it is the barnacle that has the largest ratio of penis to body mass of any animal. The very docile creature has a penis generally 40 times greater than the mass of the rest of its body. While, the chest pounding, king of the jungle, the gorilla has the smallest penis of all primates. So, take some thought when you see or approach a large, menacing beast who roars at you with the swagger of an evil and lethal demon. And by that I mean Rappin' Shaq = harmless emcee with little penis.
