"That's just the way the ball bounces [when we lose]"
anything mark jackson:
'hand down, man down'
'mama there goes that man'
'grown man move'
and the worst
'ill take good offense over good defense any day!!'
(because the teams that win les are always offensive-minded teams and defensive minded teams never succeed in th playoffs, right mark....)
they are all gay
"Watch as [player] goes through the lane, unmolested, all the way to the hoop."
To this day, I've never heard a play-by-play guy suggest that one player "molested" the other. I suppose it just doesn't work both ways.
"I Like ..." Hubie Brown.
"Bryant with the shot...Off the mark."
Or something to that effect.
Hubie Brown calling the Maverick center "Erick Dampier" even though Brendan Haywood was the one playing.... every time.
I just my pants...
This aging team.
This aging team.
This aging team.
They have been "this aging team" for literally the last 5 fcuking seasons. Think about that. THINK ABOUT THAT! lol pushing the same marketing talking points for the last half decade.
and that's why you don't leave your computer unlocked around jackasses.
"Tony Parker is quicker than most small dogs"
It is what it is.
I like that one. It's orginal and he uses it sparingly. Jackson's others are forced & silly.
Kevin Harlin's "Right between the eyes!" & Bob Neal's "Achtung baby, achtung!" for Nowitski's moments are also favorities.
"closing quarters"
We've got to bring more intensity.
This is a crucial moment in the game for "x" team.
Good defense creates offense.
They need to get back in transition.
They're looking to run.
+1 billion
I'm ing sick of him saying that 20 times a game...makes we want to take a baseball bat to his ing head...seriously.
"There's Eva Longoria, she's Tony's husband."
"There's Tony, he bends over for it."
"The Thunder gave the Lakers all they could handle, but, took Pau Gasol's admonition to heart."
Like you wouldn't bend over if a woman like Eva told you to.
^Guilty.
^ this
Mark Jackson is ing annoying...he seriously needs to get some new material. I generally just want to reach through the TV and choke him every time he opens his mouth.
If you don't win, you go home
Yeah, but what if you win at home?If you don't win, you go home
Doug ing Collins after a player has been cold but gets to the line and makes two.
"To get to the line and make two free throws, it just gives the player some confidence, its the best medicine for a jumpshooter, just to see the ball go through the hoop"
He says it 10 times a ing game.
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