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    Hoover Deuce! OGBobbyJohnson's Avatar
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    Part 1: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154181

    Part 2: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154232


    The crew let the finish his bidness. We ain’t trying to bust in on this cat and see him pulling on his while he talk to a man on the phone. After he done, Bear kicked the door down and brought Kool’s ass out.

    Kool started crying like a instantly. Ray-Ray yelling at him asking what the going on. All Kool could say was over and over “I LOVE HIM!”

    Now I never, ever seen Ray show mercy, but something came over him. He shook his head and just walked out. No orders to cap Kool, nothing. Guess he felt sorry for the . So we all standing there while Kool on his knees, crying.

    I guess Luva heard us bust in when they were on the phone, cuz a minute later this storm in holding a magnum calling out to Kool, telling us not to hurt him or he was gonna start busting. He was like one of those old time cracka tales about knights in shining armor and .

    Kool jump up and into Lakaluva’s arms, Lakaluva running his fingers through Kool’s curl. was a in trip. Never seen nothing like this. It was like a movie you take your too, like something with Wesley Snipes being all romantic and , ‘cept this was between two grown ass men.

    We just let them be and they soon left, holding hands and .

    Ray-Ray came back out. Bear asking him if he should follow them and take em out. Ray shook his head.

    What I thought was mercy earlier when Ray did nothing was anything but. Ray always thinking about bidness before emotions and pride.

    I told Ray “Thanks, homie for sparing Kool’s life. He a busta with the that going on with him, but I got a soft spot for that and don’t want to see him dead.”

    Ray just laughed. Told me, “It ain’t mercy . Those two asscrackin fools are gonna help lead Deuce into a new game. We got female hoes, now we got male hoes.”

    Bear got pissed, saying we’d lose cred if we got into a game like that. Ray-Ray said he don’t give a . Money is what makes cred, not how you make it. And the male hoe game can bring in just as many bills as the female hoe game.

    I told Ray-Ray that no OG gonna wanna be associated with pimping out hoes for s. Ray-Ray said that where Kool come in. He’ll run the game.

    So we call Kool in after a few days when he settled down and set the game up. It was either he do it or get a cap.

    Kool took the deal. But not without a price, punishment for acting uppity. Something that would hurt any man in love.

    So that leaves us where we at today, the dime fully dropped.

    Koolaid_Man runs the male hoe game all the way from West Hollywood to San Francisco with Lakaluva being the cheapest hoe in the stable.

    start crying every time he gotta send Lakaluva out on a call.
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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Best troll on SpursTalk
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    Believe.
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    Koolaid_Man runs the male hoe game all the way from West Hollywood to San Francisco with Lakaluva being the cheapest hoe in the stable

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    boring is a quality
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    Part 1: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154181

    Part 2: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154232


    The crew let the finish his bidness. We ain’t trying to bust in on this cat and see him pulling on his while he talk to a man on the phone. After he done, Bear kicked the door down and brought Kool’s ass out.

    Kool started crying like a instantly. Ray-Ray yelling at him asking what the going on. All Kool could say was over and over “I LOVE HIM!”

    Now I never, ever seen Ray show mercy, but something came over him. He shook his head and just walked out. No orders to cap Kool, nothing. Guess he felt sorry for the . So we all standing there while Kool on his knees, crying.

    I guess Luva heard us bust in when they were on the phone, cuz a minute later this storm in holding a magnum calling out to Kool, telling us not to hurt him or he was gonna start busting. He was like one of those old time cracka tales about knights in shining armor and .

    Kool jump up and into Lakaluva’s arms, Lakaluva running his fingers through Kool’s curl. was a in trip. Never seen nothing like this. It was like a movie you take your too, like something with Wesley Snipes being all romantic and , ‘cept this was between two grown ass men.

    We just let them be and they soon left, holding hands and .

    Ray-Ray came back out. Bear asking him if he should follow them and take em out. Ray shook his head.

    What I thought was mercy earlier when Ray did nothing was anything but. Ray always thinking about bidness before emotions and pride.

    I told Ray “Thanks, homie for sparing Kool’s life. He a busta with the that going on with him, but I got a soft spot for that and don’t want to see him dead.”

    Ray just laughed. Told me, “It ain’t mercy . Those two asscrackin fools are gonna help lead Deuce into a new game. We got female hoes, now we got male hoes.”

    Bear got pissed, saying we’d lose cred if we got into a game like that. Ray-Ray said he don’t give a . Money is what makes cred, not how you make it. And the male hoe game can bring in just as many bills as the female hoe game.

    I told Ray-Ray that no OG gonna wanna be associated with pimping out hoes for s. Ray-Ray said that where Kool come in. He’ll run the game.

    So we call Kool in after a few days when he settled down and set the game up. It was either he do it or get a cap.

    Kool took the deal. But not without a price, punishment for acting uppity. Something that would hurt any man in love.

    So that leaves us where we at today, the dime fully dropped.

    Koolaid_Man runs the male hoe game all the way from West Hollywood to San Francisco with Lakaluva being the cheapest hoe in the stable.

    start crying every time he gotta send Lakaluva out on a call.
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    Anybody have an idea as to who is behind this wonderful troll?..
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    This is so weak. Notice I didn't respond, hoping he came up with something original. All this gay ass did was excite all of my fan-boys. HH, CR, Mono, Dok, Wade, and the whole lot. It says a lot when I've busted someones ass so hard that they have to create a new troll just to come back and save face. How pathetic.
    lol getting wrecked by OGBobbyJohnson
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    This is so weak. Notice I didn't respond, hoping he came up with something original. All this gay ass did was excite all of my fan-boys. HH, CR, Mono, Dok, Wade, and the whole lot. It says a lot when I've busted someones ass so hard that they have to create a new troll just to come back and save face. How pathetic.
    you in bout trollin
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    Believe. wijayas's Avatar
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    Part 1: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154181

    Part 2: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154232


    The crew let the finish his bidness. We ain’t trying to bust in on this cat and see him pulling on his while he talk to a man on the phone. After he done, Bear kicked the door down and brought Kool’s ass out.

    Kool started crying like a instantly. Ray-Ray yelling at him asking what the going on. All Kool could say was over and over “I LOVE HIM!”

    Now I never, ever seen Ray show mercy, but something came over him. He shook his head and just walked out. No orders to cap Kool, nothing. Guess he felt sorry for the . So we all standing there while Kool on his knees, crying.

    I guess Luva heard us bust in when they were on the phone, cuz a minute later this storm in holding a magnum calling out to Kool, telling us not to hurt him or he was gonna start busting. He was like one of those old time cracka tales about knights in shining armor and .

    Kool jump up and into Lakaluva’s arms, Lakaluva running his fingers through Kool’s curl. was a in trip. Never seen nothing like this. It was like a movie you take your too, like something with Wesley Snipes being all romantic and , ‘cept this was between two grown ass men.

    We just let them be and they soon left, holding hands and .

    Ray-Ray came back out. Bear asking him if he should follow them and take em out. Ray shook his head.

    What I thought was mercy earlier when Ray did nothing was anything but. Ray always thinking about bidness before emotions and pride.

    I told Ray “Thanks, homie for sparing Kool’s life. He a busta with the that going on with him, but I got a soft spot for that and don’t want to see him dead.”

    Ray just laughed. Told me, “It ain’t mercy . Those two asscrackin fools are gonna help lead Deuce into a new game. We got female hoes, now we got male hoes.”

    Bear got pissed, saying we’d lose cred if we got into a game like that. Ray-Ray said he don’t give a . Money is what makes cred, not how you make it. And the male hoe game can bring in just as many bills as the female hoe game.

    I told Ray-Ray that no OG gonna wanna be associated with pimping out hoes for s. Ray-Ray said that where Kool come in. He’ll run the game.

    So we call Kool in after a few days when he settled down and set the game up. It was either he do it or get a cap.

    Kool took the deal. But not without a price, punishment for acting uppity. Something that would hurt any man in love.

    So that leaves us where we at today, the dime fully dropped.

    Koolaid_Man runs the male hoe game all the way from West Hollywood to San Francisco with Lakaluva being the cheapest hoe in the stable.

    start crying every time he gotta send Lakaluva out on a call.


    Best troll ever!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks for the laugh!
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    Classic
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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    lol getting wrecked by OGBobbyJohnson
    lol
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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    I think all three parts should be pinned at the top of the NBA forum. ST hasn't seen anything quite this epic in a while.
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    I've busted someones ass so hard
    Sounds like you're the one who gets his ass busted, Rainbow Brite.
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    Unofficial First Team ST D-Wade #3's Avatar
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    Kool started crying like a instantly. Ray-Ray yelling at him asking what the going on. All Kool could say was over and over “I LOVE HIM!”

    Kool jump up and into Lakaluva’s arms, Lakaluva running his fingers through Kool’s curl. was a in trip. Never seen nothing like this. It was like a movie you take your too, like something with Wesley Snipes being all romantic and , ‘cept this was between two grown ass men.

    start crying every time he gotta send Lakaluva out on a call.
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    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    koolaidman and lakaluva are gots
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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    koolaidman and lakaluva are gots
    Phillip providing the Cliff Notes version of the story here
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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    Sounds like you're the one who gets his ass busted, Rainbow Brite.


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    BLACK MAMBA & TRU WARIER. j-money24's Avatar
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    I don't find this troll funny... LAME and very gay
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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Part 1: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154181

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    The crew let the finish his bidness. We ain’t trying to bust in on this cat and see him pulling on his while he talk to a man on the phone. After he done, Bear kicked the door down and brought Kool’s ass out.

    Kool started crying like a instantly. Ray-Ray yelling at him asking what the going on. All Kool could say was over and over “I LOVE HIM!”

    Now I never, ever seen Ray show mercy, but something came over him. He shook his head and just walked out. No orders to cap Kool, nothing. Guess he felt sorry for the . So we all standing there while Kool on his knees, crying.

    I guess Luva heard us bust in when they were on the phone, cuz a minute later this storm in holding a magnum calling out to Kool, telling us not to hurt him or he was gonna start busting. He was like one of those old time cracka tales about knights in shining armor and .

    Kool jump up and into Lakaluva’s arms, Lakaluva running his fingers through Kool’s curl. was a in trip. Never seen nothing like this. It was like a movie you take your too, like something with Wesley Snipes being all romantic and , ‘cept this was between two grown ass men.

    We just let them be and they soon left, holding hands and .

    Ray-Ray came back out. Bear asking him if he should follow them and take em out. Ray shook his head.

    What I thought was mercy earlier when Ray did nothing was anything but. Ray always thinking about bidness before emotions and pride.

    I told Ray “Thanks, homie for sparing Kool’s life. He a busta with the that going on with him, but I got a soft spot for that and don’t want to see him dead.”

    Ray just laughed. Told me, “It ain’t mercy . Those two asscrackin fools are gonna help lead Deuce into a new game. We got female hoes, now we got male hoes.”

    Bear got pissed, saying we’d lose cred if we got into a game like that. Ray-Ray said he don’t give a . Money is what makes cred, not how you make it. And the male hoe game can bring in just as many bills as the female hoe game.

    I told Ray-Ray that no OG gonna wanna be associated with pimping out hoes for s. Ray-Ray said that where Kool come in. He’ll run the game.

    So we call Kool in after a few days when he settled down and set the game up. It was either he do it or get a cap.

    Kool took the deal. But not without a price, punishment for acting uppity. Something that would hurt any man in love.

    So that leaves us where we at today, the dime fully dropped.

    Koolaid_Man runs the male hoe game all the way from West Hollywood to San Francisco with Lakaluva being the cheapest hoe in the stable.

    start crying every time he gotta send Lakaluva out on a call.
    krownage aside, that's actually some pretty good writing.
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    That's my mans! Red Hawk #21's Avatar
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    This is epic, now all we need is for Rappin Shaq to pay us a visit and own Koolaid and Luva even further...
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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    This is epic, now all we need is for Rappin Shaq to pay us a visit and own Koolaid and Luva even further...
    Then throw in some Native American for good measure.
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    Believe. wijayas's Avatar
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    This is so weak. Notice I didn't respond, hoping he came up with something original. All this gay ass did was excite all of my fan-boys. HH, CR, Mono, Dok, Wade, and the whole lot. It says a lot when I've busted someones ass so hard that they have to create a new troll just to come back and save face. How pathetic.
    LOL getting bukkake-ed by OG
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    Believe. wijayas's Avatar
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    Sounds like you're the one who gets his ass busted, Rainbow Brite.
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