...I joined a local dating service!

[mouse]

Mouse,

Go back to meeting women in person, not online. I think you'll have better luck. What did you do before the internet? How did you meet women?

When my sister introduced me to Kim back in 1995 I weighed 120, drove an Impulse





had many girlfriends, and would win the wet boxers night at Piranha night club,and made 11.00 an hour working at Ft.Sam


She had no job, just left her deadbeat husband in Mississippi, had two kids,a few teeth missing. It was love at first sight.


All I have to do after 14 years of playing on the computer is lose about 30lbs,cut my hair, (whats left) and buy back that 69 SS Camaro an ex friend of mine burned with gasoline back in 1985 after I beat him in a race he had a motorcycle and was pissed.

maybe see the dentist, and buy some Guy-liner.

I should be back in action, why?... you have any unemployed overweight friends with kids that are lonely?

303-8423

[mouse]

That's not possible and frankly, I was expecting more.

Dating stories? Eh, I've had some good ones but I can't recall if I told them before or not.

I'm pretty sure I told the one where I picked up the girly from a wedding only to have her vomit all over my bathroom right when we arrived at my house. Everywhere except the toilet of course. I was not happy.

The girl who agreed to dinner only not order anything, watch/stare while I ate, and then tell me that the waiter was up for a threesome with us. She was smart enough to hide her 6 cats, though. She also did this weird thing with her hair where she'd shake her head and have her hair drape over my face/eyes. She also didn't have a couch what I thought was a tad weird at the time.

There was the granola girl last fall and the other girl who ended getting plowed and not speaking, even when spoken to, for over 15 minutes while staring at me. The bartender and I had a good laugh over that one.

I have been underground the last few months and haven't gone on a date in a while.

That is a great story. I am sure I have some good ones also.

keep in mind this was an update on me experiencing online dating for the first time. I only reported the facts. If I wanted to i could tell you some you will have to forward my stories to Penthouse and Skeptic magazines.
(provided Ash doesn't get her jumbo size wall-mart 12 per pack granny panties in a wad)

Have you ever been with a hot horny sexy person you meet only 10 minutes ago and your in the parking lot with one hand on your 25 cent rum and coke and the other hand on what you thought was a nice round camel toe just to find out it's another mans packaged?

yes the I made out with a tyranny and found out to late date is in my endless cache. If you want me to go into further details on many other dates and sexual mishaps i have witness or experienced that will make the NASA debate topics look like Evolution topics.

[JudynTX]

When my sister introduced me to Kim back in 1995 I weighed 120, drove an Impulse





had many girlfriends, and would win the wet boxers night at Piranha night club,and made 11.00 an hour working at Ft.Sam


She had no job, just left her deadbeat husband in Mississippi, had two kids,a few teeth missing. It was love at first sight.


All I have to do after 14 years of playing on the computer is lose about 30lbs,cut my hair, (whats left) and buy back that 69 SS Camaro an ex friend of mine burned with gasoline back in 1985 after I beat him in a race he had a motorcycle and was pissed.

maybe see the dentist, and buy some Guy-liner.

I should be back in action, why?... you have any unemployed overweight friends with kids that are lonely?

303-8423

I remember Piranha's...damn...do you remember Doc Hollidays & Daddy's on Fredericksburg Rd?

Just go back to the basics and don't try to rush anything.

[grindmouse]

.do you remember Doc Hollidays & Daddy's on Fredericksburg Rd? t

I used to work there as apart time DJ when it was Scratch. I got more pussy than a parole office in a woman's prison with a hand full of pardons.

maybe you might remember me I had on the dark silver parachute pants tucked in my pirate style boots maybe we had an encounter, did they used to call you lady spur?

[mouse]

I can't believe only a few days and I have 5 hits!

[jack sommerset]

They live so close too.

[TDMVPDPOY]

how about pics of the female mouse?

[mouse]

how about pics of the female mouse?

[TDMVPDPOY]

hand palms and dogs dont count man

[RandomGuy]

. Apparently in that area lately a few white men have been getting robbed and calling cabs without any money on them. I wonder what their screen names could be.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

I am all about listening to one's instincts on these things. Good to hear you are safe.

[mouse]

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

I am all about listening to one's instincts on these things. Good to hear you are safe.

Thanks!


hey anyone here want to do me a huge favor?

I am really busy and i need a date for this weekend can you comb through some of these girls and post the links to the ones you think i should reply to?

I don't care about age, but try and keep it under 60 thanks.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/w4m/


I will stop by later with any updates!

[MiamiHeat]

wow.

ashbeeigh has the hots for mouse?

who woulda thought?

this happened to me once. some woman hated to watch me kiss my wife in public and actually complained about it to her friend (my wife) a few times. turns out, she had the hots for me all along

so mouse

take ashbeegh out on a date! she likes the spurs

[JoeChalupa]

Thanks!


hey anyone here want to do me a huge favor?

I am really busy and i need a date for this weekend can you comb through some of these girls and post the links to the ones you think i should reply to?

I don't care about age, but try and keep it under 60 thanks.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/w4m/


I will stop by later with any updates!

Real busy? You need to get busy!!

[CosmicCowboy]

wow.

ashbeeigh has the hots for mouse?

who woulda thought?

this happened to me once. some woman hated to watch me kiss my wife in public and actually complained about it to her friend (my wife) a few times. turns out, she had the hots for me all along

so mouse

take ashbeegh out on a date! she likes the spurs

Damn. Like a double slump buster.

[englishspursfan]

ionce went on a blind date with a craigslist lass not because i had to,i wanted to see what it was like.fuc that!sat at a bar buying her 9 dollar martinis an never once putting her hand in her purse to offer to buy me a drink she says she wants to go over to another winebar in the gaslamp in dt san diego.being very pissedof knowing this was a complete waste of a friday night, i suggest we go to the irish pub close by ,went in there bought myself a pint an told her i didnt have any money left.of coarse she soon ed off.like isay a complete waste of time an money.

[Sportcamper]

ROTFLMAO@ Mouse Tranny Confession…

[ginobili's bald spot]

I've never been married, been in a long term relationship, etc...but I've taken enough psychology classes, watched enough Lifetime movies and watched enough TLC specials on love to know

Wait, this was serious?

[mouse]

wow.
ashbeeigh has the hots for mouse?
who woulda thought?

Her vagina and my tongue, that's who...

[mouse]

Update:

I ended all www contacts, via facebook,youtube,MySpace,HotMail...you get the ing idea.....and I found out all you have to do is walk into a bar on the river walk with Brown shorts and a UPS shirt on and you will get more tuna than Bumble bee and Starkest tuna combined. The secret is you really need to lease one of these.....

[DannyT]

This is my first time commenting on this whole mouse issue...so forgive me if it goes on for a while....

Seriously, I'm all for openness online, mouse. I love me some social media. But in a very open searchable sports message board? I'm all for you moving on after a long term relationship. Go forbid you find some wonderful woman who tops the cherry to your sundae....I'm glad. But I don't need to know the details of the whole date. Swinging by some random thread and saying "Yah! Had a great date!" Is fine...but knowing all the red flags, her address, how many kids she had, and why she was a hoe....is not necessary. God only knows the site you've been pimping is going to be searched and is going to come up in google in this thread. And she'll find it...or so will some other potential date. You're a nerd..don't you google things before you use it? You're just hurting yourself by sharing all this stuff in an open forum, I think. And sure I could scroll past the thread..and I can...

If you want to share all this stuff get on facebook, myspace, etc. Something more private where people you can pick and choose who you share all this juicy information with. It's in your best interest if you're going to be talking about dirty details of post relationship dating. So potential dates don't find out you talk crap about them post date.

Yes, I might overshare here. You all know what type of work I do here. You may know the area of town I work in. You may know the part of town I work in. But you don't know the name of my company, what type of car I drive, what type of work my parents do, or my relationship details (or lack there of...honestly...) because there are some things that I don't think should be searchable for everyone in the whole world to find.

I'm just preaching caution. I overshare on facebook. Ask some of Spurstalk that are my friends there. They know too much about me (namely my obsession with Hanson and reality TV), but if you search my name on google you wouldn't know that...because if I was on a dating website those are kind of things i would want to tell my date...not something I would want them to know right off the bat.

I know it's your personality to share things here. And I may not help change your view on sharing the dirty details of every date or the failure of every date here...but I just want to know that it may be detremental to the future of your non-singleness to tell all of us about it.

And I doubt the feelings you have for Kim will go away quickly. I've never been married, been in a long term relationship, etc...but I've taken enough psychology classes, watched enough Lifetime movies and watched enough TLC specials on love to know that a month and a half, two months isn't enough time. Take some time for yourself. I know it's rough to be single. But ease into it. Don't think that the first date will lead to "Miss Right."

Por Favor
Who The Are you? ing Loser.

[mouse]

Por Favor

Who The Are you? ing Loser.

Your still Married and drive a 2004 Honda Accord, this topic is not for you.

[MiamiHeat]

This is my first time commenting on this whole mouse issue...so forgive me if it goes on for a while....

Seriously, I'm all for openness online, mouse. I love me some social media. But in a very open searchable sports message board? I'm all for you moving on after a long term relationship. Go forbid you find some wonderful woman who tops the cherry to your sundae....I'm glad. But I don't need to know the details of the whole date. Swinging by some random thread and saying "Yah! Had a great date!" Is fine...but knowing all the red flags, her address, how many kids she had, and why she was a hoe....is not necessary. God only knows the site you've been pimping is going to be searched and is going to come up in google in this thread. And she'll find it...or so will some other potential date. You're a nerd..don't you google things before you use it? You're just hurting yourself by sharing all this stuff in an open forum, I think. And sure I could scroll past the thread..and I can...

If you want to share all this stuff get on facebook, myspace, etc. Something more private where people you can pick and choose who you share all this juicy information with. It's in your best interest if you're going to be talking about dirty details of post relationship dating. So potential dates don't find out you talk crap about them post date.

Yes, I might overshare here. You all know what type of work I do here. You may know the area of town I work in. You may know the part of town I work in. But you don't know the name of my company, what type of car I drive, what type of work my parents do, or my relationship details (or lack there of...honestly...) because there are some things that I don't think should be searchable for everyone in the whole world to find.

I'm just preaching caution. I overshare on facebook. Ask some of Spurstalk that are my friends there. They know too much about me (namely my obsession with Hanson and reality TV), but if you search my name on google you wouldn't know that...because if I was on a dating website those are kind of things i would want to tell my date...not something I would want them to know right off the bat.

I know it's your personality to share things here. And I may not help change your view on sharing the dirty details of every date or the failure of every date here...but I just want to know that it may be detremental to the future of your non-singleness to tell all of us about it.

And I doubt the feelings you have for Kim will go away quickly. I've never been married, been in a long term relationship, etc...but I've taken enough psychology classes, watched enough Lifetime movies and watched enough TLC specials on love to know that a month and a half, two months isn't enough time. Take some time for yourself. I know it's rough to be single. But ease into it. Don't think that the first date will lead to "Miss Right."

ok, I just had to read this again because it's so ing random and off-key

is ashbeeigh trying to compete with MiamiHeat as a troll? cause I bought this hook line and sinker at first, but now I'm not so sure.

but I've taken enough psychology classes, watched enough Lifetime movies and watched enough TLC specials on love to know that a month and a half, two months isn't enough time.

damn. I think you got us good. this can't be real.

you have learned from me, the best. touche. the only reason you got most of us is cause i never expected you to troll, ashbeeigh.

I AM ONTO YOU

[DannyT]

Your still Married and drive a 2004 Honda Accord, this topic is not for you.

yeah I know but I still hate dumb broads,

Mouse was that you I saw on the road the other day? How you get the white walls rolling again?