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Should J.T. be worried about his Spammy?
I am gonna nominate myself, rappin' style.
Yo, Blackjack, what's up, dawg.
Tony Parker was acting like a mother ing ballhog.
We all know Fabbs likes to hate me singing.
But I got 4 championships ringing!
Not only that, Phila thinks he can fool around with his trades.
He thinks he will be able to get some STD Wades.
polandprzems thinks he can come up with some perspectives.
Howeva, all he gonna come up with is some ty contraceptives.
So, we raisin the bloody bar, I destroying this thread like a demolition derby.
We don't say tee hee around here like that pedophile Cubby.
So, Spurstalkers, tell me how my ass tastes.
Should J.T. be worried about his Spammy?
Sucka, how about a big mother in NO need for that crap.
Now I have to come up with another super duper rap!
He can't worry about his little Spammy.
He has to be concerned about a double whammy.
You just wasting my time, my man.
I just opened another in whoop ass can.
How long can you withstand these ass kickings?
Just ask the new troll on the NBA forum, 21_ ings.
So, Blackjack, tell me how my ass tastes.
Salty.
Pop your collar, Rappin' Shaq
You just laid the smack on 'Jack
But I'd reckon ya don't get y and catch yourself slippin'
'Cause 'Jack comes correct with some Lasik vision.
That's right, silly got, Tricks for kids.
And your mom don't bring in no record bids.
So heed the words, son, and perfect your story.
'Cause 'Jack's packin' heat that could warm a sorority.
Word to ya motha . . .
Sadly, I've just lowered the bar in a thread specifically aimed at raising it.
Sadly, I've just lowered the bar in a thread specifically aimed at raising it.
If you're gonna get down to the details, it will turn out to be horridly convoluted so I think a Top __ list will be better.
You can come up with the different awards first. Put up the list in a poll if you have trouble choosing the most pertinent ones.
Ask for nominations for each award. Maybe limit one nomination per poster. Then put up those names for a vote once the deadline for nominations has passed.
My suggestions for awards:
ST MVP
ST All NBA 1st, 2nd, 3rd team
ST Armchair Coach of the Year
ST Troll of the Year
ST Rookie of the Year
ST Most Improved Poster of the Year
ST GM of the Year
ST Foreign Poster of the Year
ST Pistons<Spurs Photoshop of the Year
ST GIF of the Year
Yeah, sorry for the lack of originality.
Rappin' Shaq, who complained about Hack-a-Shaq.
Goddamn, you are outta whack.
I am Rappin' Pop, invincible trolling rapper.
Blackjack, go back eating your Burger King whopper.
The only schtick you have is to talk about my mother.
That is a sad life you got, mother er.
Cool story bro, I am dragging your ass through the backdoor.
Kicking you into the curb, I can say I am a damn strong boor.
Damn son, grab that damn whopper and run for your life.
Cause Rappin' Pop is banging your bloody wife.
So, Blackjack, tell me how the votes taste!
Very nice; and I like the Pistons<Spurs Photoshop of the Year (as I was thinking about doing something similar for jaffies -- the award should be named after them, screw just receiving itIf you're gonna get down to the details, it will turn out to be horridly convoluted so I think a Top __ list will be better.
You can come up with the different awards first. Put up the list in a poll if you have trouble choosing the most pertinent ones.
Ask for nominations for each award. Maybe limit one nomination per poster. Then put up those names for a vote once the deadline for nominations has passed.
My suggestions for awards:
ST MVP
ST All NBA 1st, 2nd, 3rd team
ST Armchair Coach of the Year
ST Troll of the Year
ST Rookie of the Year
ST Most Improved Poster of the Year
ST GM of the Year
ST Foreign Poster of the Year
ST Pistons<Spurs Photoshop of the Year
ST GIF of the Year
Yeah, sorry for the lack of originality.
All right, I'm trying to wrap my head around your suggestion but I need a little clarification (forgive me, I'm dense).
I need to get to some kind of consensus on 15 posters for The All-SpursTalk Teams. Concentrate on that and tell me how you'd go about it; are you suggesting I put all the award categories in one thread and let people nominate that way?
Actually, Maybe I should just have people quote the OP and fill out a ballot consisting of all the awards. . .
Anyone?
Bueller?
Just make sure to have a thread with votes only not to make mess
also every poster can give an award of his own, but it will not be under cosideration
Oops, sorry ... I guess ya not that important
Confusing Shaq with Pop ain't no ringin' endorsement
Of you, son, what ya thank 'bout that
Flappin your gums be only a wasted breath
But it's all right Pop, you ain't done for yet
But if you keep talikn' that noise you'll leave wet and upset
'Cause I don't play when the verses start to flow
Straight rippin' vital organs with a twisted smile yo
Enjoyin' your demise lost in the afterglow
As I been playin' with your emotions like some GI Joe
So how ya gonna come correct to that
You act like you know, like you know the 'Jack
But it's all right, fool, I get your shtick
Playin' with your nursery rhymes lickity split
Time to head off, Pop, and end the show
I'm all out of quarters for your mother's show.
- RTB -
In my opinion, the poster "awards" always turn into a gigantic disaster because people take them way, way, way to seriously.
So...good luck with that.
Seriously, Rappin' Pop, I'm a borderline redneck. This rappin' thing ain't for me. So I'm going to let you have your response and leave at that -- I wouldn't want you losing to someone of my ilk and I certainly don't want this thread to devolve in RTB: RapTalk Battles.
So come up with something for RTB, or walk on home, boy (that's more my speed) . . .
Rappin' Pop is gonna send a last message to Blackjack.
We all know he is officially out of whack.
Me drinking some sick ass wine, some real superb alcohol.
However, you sitting there getting ed by a $10 hoe.
Get a life, son, a sex life, I got to bold.
I am sorry you are sitting there cold.
I forgot you can't do that since I was banging your wife.
I guess that's why you have to look for $10 hoes to enhance your sex life.
Dude, I am running this forum, I am guessing you need some lube.
To smoothen out that ass, go watch some youtube.
Me humping your wife, a featured video, made you a cuckold.
You are all mine, sucka, bet you will just break down and fold.
So, Blackjack, got owned again, gained me some votes, I know I am awesome and tell me how my ass taste.
For the All ST Teams, maybe you can do it similar to the way NBA does it? The easy way out would be just to get the nominations, and then after voting, just get the 15 top vote getters. Unless you wanna do it by position.
As for the other categories, this is what I've seen from another site. Open a thread where you list out all the categories and ask posters to nominate a poster for each category.
After the deadline, collect all the nominees for each category and just open a poll like what poland said.
Oh what so we rappin now aight i got yall.
Rappin pop aint nothin to me, in fact you jus a kid
grown men at the table, go undo your bib/
You look like a kid infact you bout to die from SIDS/
You buggin so imma repel this insect like some RID/
rappin pop gonna end up how Jack in that fairy tale did,
Fallen down on the ground on his crown with a crack lid
Yeah, I just talked to someone about that (but it's kinda part of the funIn my opinion, the poster "awards" always turn into a gigantic disaster because people take them way, way, way to seriously.
So...good luck with that.
It's something to pass the time and entertain the masses during some Spurs downtime. Plus, there's nothing like some good debate for a message board.
How would you suggest I get to the top 15 though, Kori; and would you and timvp like to be taken into consideration?
One more post to 4,444. Do it, Blackjack.Yeah, I just talked to someone about that (but it's kinda part of the fun
It's something to pass the time and entertain the masses during some Spurs downtime. Plus, there's nothing like some good debate for a message board.
How would you suggest I get to the top 15 though, Kori; and would you and timvp like to be taken into consideration?
I would say to pick 10 people who you think are good judges - PM them privately to get their suggestions for nominations. And then create the top 15 on your own based on their ideas and your own opinion.Yeah, I just talked to someone about that (but it's kinda part of the fun
It's something to pass the time and entertain the masses during some Spurs downtime. Plus, there's nothing like some good debate for a message board.
How would you suggest I get to the top 15 though, Kori; and would you and timvp like to be taken into consideration?
timvp and I shouldn't be in consideration.
Category for best moderator is impossible here
I remember long long long long time ago I posted soemthing like "let's make a forum awards!"
And Kori and other were like - do what you want.
I was like
They were like : whateva
I think it's a good idea for some particular reasons
If there's a way to do it.
I agree with this.
Just ownin' this redneck.
Well ... at least it didn't take almost an hour this time.
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