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It's weird how those guys are sooo amused by the egg blowing up, they must be high.
I tried to warm up an already boiled egg in the microwave once and it blew up, but it took less than 30 seconds.
Refried beans at my house, and at my mom's and grandma's, are always fried.
It's weird how those guys are sooo amused by the egg blowing up, they must be high.
I tried to warm up an already boiled egg in the microwave once and it blew up, but it took less than 30 seconds.
............and I bet the lazy bastids didn't clean it up, either!
Any person too lazy to cook an egg properly deserves to have it blow up !
My dad has been microwaving eggs for years. Has it down to a science. Scrambles it up, throws it in the microwave for, I'm not sure how long. Takes it out half cooked, sticks a fork in it a few times, throws it back in, finishes cooking it, throws it on a toasted bagel with some sharp cheddar and tobasco. With a cup of coffee, it's his breakfast most days.
Personally, I never have nuked a scrambled egg. Not my thing.
"There's going to be a lot of people with egg on their face if they don't read this first..."
- Lefty
Has anybody ever blown up a microwave??? I once blew up the microwave and almost burned downed my apartment one time when I forgot to unwrap the aluminum foil off of a few leftover tacos from Taco Cabana. I was working at a call center at that time and was going to UTSA. Well, friday rolls around, I get out of work and decide to have a few cold ones at Buffalo Wild wings with my cousin and his Indian friend who's is a doctor. His friend kept on buying round after round (he didn't care since he lives across the street from I-10, so what are the odds of getting stoped by SAPD) and kept on drinking till 1:00 A.M( we started at 10). My cousin drives me home, and we also spark up a mini blunt he had rolled prior to meeting up at BWW. I get home intoxicated as , sneaking to the restroom so I don't wake up my girl. Take a long ass 5 minute piss, then proceed to almost burn down the whole apartment complex. Moral of the story??? Alcohol+ Weed+ college students don't mix well with microwaves!
Well thats a mess!!!!!!1
No Big Red con jalapeno?Microwaving an egg???? WTF? What kind of lazy mother er does that? Give me two fried huevos rancheros toppled with Chorizo ranchero salsa, refried beans, and some homemade flour tortillas. San Antonio's breakfast of champions right there. Oh, I forgot the big red!
they do. refried.
wow. now that's rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally lazy
"This is eggactly why I don't use microwaves.."
-Lefty
fify, sounds like one of your jokes tbh
Those guys are a badass for microwaving that egg. I am so envious of how cool they are.
I laughed at the thread le...then I read the article about the girl...
Damnit... now I have to try this.
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