You know what that means, right? Everyone is assuming a Los Angeles-Boston NBA
[COLOR=#0000EE ! important][COLOR=#0000EE ! important][/COLOR][/COLOR] Finals, and the article was all about how the Suns aren't properly preparing the Lakers for the Celtics.
Ouch.
The NBA, meanwhile, sent out a newsletter Thursday with all kinds of statistics that could further sink the team into depression:
• "According to Elias," it shouts, "teams that had taken a 2-0 lead in a best-of-seven series had advanced 217 of 231 times (.940)."
• "When winning Game 1 and 2 of a best-of-seven series . . . teams coached by Phil Jackson are 46-0."
You could almost hear the newsletter giggle.
Even late-night talk shows are jumping in on the bashing.
"Phoenix was so bad," Jay Leno said Tuesday, "that the Arizona Legislature voted to deport them."