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    http://culturemap.com/newsdetail/05-...its-in-dallas/

    A JUICY DOUBLE PLEA FOR HOUSTON
    Say what? Texas finally gets an In-N-Out Burger, but it's near Dallas


    May 24th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
    Dearest Darling In-N-Out Burger,
    A little birdie told us that you'll be taking up residence in Texas. In other words, yes, Texas is finally getting its very own In-N-Out Burger.
    We'll wait for the squeals to die down before we continue.

    But it seems that you made a bit of a mistake. You see, we're pretty certain you meant to stake your juicy double-double in the southern Texas bubble. How you landed all the way up in Garland is beyond us.
    If you needed a map, you could've asked, love. We would've been there for you. Why did you forsake us?

    We don't like you being all the way up there, so close to deceptive Dallas. We don't support it. You're too far away from us. We have more people in the city, and therefore, more carnivores. We feel snubbed. Shafted. Brokenhearted.

    But we'll wait for you, In-N-Out. We would wait until the end of time for you. We still love you. And we still want you. More than Garland or the entire state of Texas itself. So, for now, Houston will continue to hold its breath, and wait for your arrival deep in the heart of Texas.

    Love,
    Fayza
    Culturemap.com
    A JUICY DOUBLE PLEA FOR HOUSTON

    Curse them, ssss. We hates them, Dallas, oh yesss. Stupid blueshirts, wanting a chip when there's no needs for it ever. Talking to us thus. Hates them, we does, would like to squeezeses their neck, we would.

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    Garland of all places is the first city in Texas to get one?

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I live right near Garland so ha-ha!

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    If it's anything like Arizona....be prepared to wait in line forever but have the best fast food burger you've ever tasted.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    and lol @ fatasses from Houston getting all butthurt that Dallas gets an In-N-Out first. We all know they don't want their company associated with a cesspool like Houston.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    and lol @ fatasses from Houston getting all butthurt that Dallas gets an In-N-Out first. We all know they don't want their company associated with a cesspool like Houston.


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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    You fattest city mother ers don't need another fast food joint.
    lol pakistani

    luva do you smell like a paki too?

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    I am not redwood DJ Mbenga's Avatar
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    good to see you get to enjoy in and out. 2 years ago the one on sunset in hollywood i was in the bathroom and i was next to barbosa. as i left the bathroom is saw nash. didnt seem so tall. food is always good

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    none shall pass SomeCallMeTim's Avatar
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    That joint will have a line around the block for a long, long time.

    Not surprised to hear In-n-Out moving into TX... that state will be a goldmine for them. They really take their time expanding to be sure they can do it the right way.

    Have they ever actually closed an In-n-Out store?

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    nice, it's getting built near the Firewheel Mall in Garland. That's like a 10 minute drive from my house.

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    We're finally getting a few in NY too..worth the hype?..

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    I can't even imagine what the lines at that place will be like, In-n-Outs have been in AZ for a good amount of time now and there's still a craze about them with lines out the door during peak hours.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    seriously, luva, do you smell like a Paki? every Paki I know smells the same - ing disgusting. i haven't been within 5 feet of a Paki in all my life but I still know exactly how they smell. do you smell like that, or have you scrubbed that curry & elephant smell out of your system?

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    seriously, luva, do you smell like a Paki? every Paki I know smells the same - ing disgusting. i haven't been within 5 feet of a Paki in all my life but I still know exactly how they smell. do you smell like that, or have you scrubbed that curry & elephant smell out of your system?

    Tbh I got a random assignment for my freshman year when I was in the dorm and they decided to stick a Jewish kid with some stupid got from Afghanistan, it got to such a bad point that I was ready to throw up everytime I entered the room. The worst was, him taking showers was like a dog going swimming right after he roled around in his own , his smell was at its worst right after he got out of the shower.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I smell like your mothers pussy right about now.
    Judging by how nauseating all Paki's smell, you're probably covered in her vomit too.

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    I am not redwood DJ Mbenga's Avatar
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    We're finally getting a few in NY too..worth the hype?..
    to the ing yeah.

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    Whenever I'm in cali I always swoop up some in n out.. pretty good, not the best imo but worth the wait in line. I doubt oregon is ever getting one anytime soon though

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    TBH, I don't think anybody could match this African dude's smell when I was in HS..I can't describe it, but everybody KNEW HIM for that..he was once in the classroom before my class began, and the class smelled for 45 minutes AFTER he left the room..

    I was on the football team with him and constantly had to change next to him..heartbreaking..

    Was the Afghani crazy?..

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    The one in NY isn't supposed to come for another year or whatever, so I'll be waiting too..

    They had an April Fools Joke where the posters were posted all throughout the city..I've never seen so much hype for a fast food joint..people were literally angry when they found out it was a joke..

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    Cubes must have heard that Lebron likes In-N-Out Burger, tbh

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    Why would I tell him?..

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    Did I offend you by revealing your Nationality, TBH?..I didn't mean to, TBH..I thought most already knew, TBH..

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    Yup, all races are considered lame to a towel head tbh, yall are the superior race

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Yup, all races are considered lame to a towel head tbh, yall are the superior race
    sup Rogue

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    sup findog's re ed cousin

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