Why do people pretend to be black on the internet?

[monosylab1k]

We've got lakaluva who tried to pass himself off as a brotha until he was outed as some goat-smelling Paki.

There's Bob Lanier who tries way too hard to give off the "weathered cynical old wisecracking black man" vibe like he's the second coming of Redd Foxx, mixed in with a little Ralph Wiley.

Of course we have SpursTalk legend NorCal510 who got outed as a 16 year old white as rice honkey via PM to GiG.

I guess deep down internet dorks want to be legit black dudes?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

[4>0rings]

Betonblack is a white 125lb kid with pimples.

[Ghazi]

Is jermaine a real poster?

[4>0rings]

BRHornet is as white as a ghost with spectacles yet he claims hood.

[monosylab1k]

BRHornet is as white as a ghost with spectacles yet he claims hood.

yes, there's another one

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I think. There's no way a troll could stay in character as well as he does.

[dirk4mvp]

Jermaine is a le troll.

[Roddy Beaubois]

There's Bob Lanier who tries way too hard to give off the "weathered cynical old wisecracking black man" vibe like he's the second coming of Redd Foxx, mixed in with a little Ralph Wiley.

crofl

[midnightpulp]

This thread has potential:

[BadOdor]

sons for some reason people think being black is cool......it's the internet, everybody wants to look better than they do in real life. You don;t see anyone coming here and telling everyone about how they still play pokemon and pay 250$ for hand jobs, do you?

[monosylab1k]

sons for some reason people think being black is cool......it's the internet, everybody wants to look better than they do in real life. You don;t see anyone coming here and telling everyone about how they still play pokemon and pay 250$ for hand jobs, do you?

[monosylab1k]

tbh I think so far ShoogarBear is the only legit black dude on this site, and that's only cuz he has the GTG photos to prove it.

[DPG21920]

Jermaine, real or not > you

[Kyle Orton]

someone kill me for knowing of this song.

[Kyle Orton]

tbh, that guy who post in the club with a King of the hill avatar is also a real black guy.

[monosylab1k]

tbh, that guy who post in the club with a King of the hill avatar is also a real black guy.

floridge? really?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

floridge is a pig, bull in he's black.

[monosylab1k]

Are Mavs still hurting over getting knocked out in the first round?

are you still hurting over India owning your ass?

[Ghazi]

are you still hurting over India owning your ass?

[Kyle Orton]

floridge is a pig, bull in he's black.

DOK, the great knower of nothing, making his thoughts known. off.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Bad grammar = pretending to be black?
wow bro

[monosylab1k]

What's ailing you tonight, mono. Who has your panties in a twist.

Shut it, Paki. You had more cred when we thought you were black.

[BlackSwordsMan]

does laka serve free coffee with a lakers win the next morning?

[The TroutBum]

Because if they were black in real life, they'd be homeless, have AIDS, and be dumber than a sack of hair.





BTW, I'm black.












(from the waist down, of course)