The Most Important Ass Pat In History

[thispego]

last video game i played was starcraft back in the day. NEXT!

[Shastafarian]

Sure. We believe you man. We really do.

[LnGrrrR]

not tons, just more pussy than any one of you, and possibly more than all of you combined, i dont know, i dont any of you in real life

Bwahahahahah!

[thispego]

lol I forgot that was like, the only time EVER you wore glasses and had a mouthbreather face goin. Like...ever right? I bet you love playing RPGs. Amiright

Explanation: it was western conference clinching game against utah in 2007 and i wanted to see the on-court action as crisply and clearly as possible since the tickets were so expensive, so i dusted off the old frames and wore them to the game. the picture was taken with a camera phone and 4cc was trying to get the championship banners in the background so I had to lean back and in, which is why the angle looks funny. Sorry to burst your bubble! I know you were clinging dearly!

[thispego]

Bwahahahahah!

DEFINITELY more than this guy

[Shastafarian]

all other games and consoles suck

[thispego]

true

[LnGrrrR]

DEFINITELY more than this guy

How old are you? 14? I've got loftier goals in life than to see how fast I can contract multiple STDs from random skanks.

[Shastafarian]

last video game i played was starcraft back in the day. NEXT!

all other games and consoles suck

[thispego]

yeah? and?

[thispego]

How old are you? 14? I've got loftier goals in life than to see how fast I can contract multiple STDs from random skanks.

thats why its not a good idea to skanks, dummy

[Shastafarian]

How can the second one be "true" unless you've played them? The only other explanation is you're in love with Starcraft.

[thispego]

How can the second one be "true" unless you've played them? The only other explanation is you're in love with Starcraft.

i've played a game of madden or maybe tiger woods on friend's ps2's and 3's but i'm not down with that video game playing bull . last game i was really into and played a lot was starcraft. comprehend much?

[Shastafarian]

last video game i played was starcraft back in the day. NEXT!

i've played a game of madden or maybe tiger woods on friend's ps2's and 3's but i'm not down with that video game playing bull . last game i was really into and played a lot was starcraft. comprehend much?

[LnGrrrR]

thats why its not a good idea to skanks, dummy

I'm sure you pull some Grade A material.

[Shastafarian]

See, I never did things just to do them, come on, i mean, what am i gonna do, just, just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch? Like it's-like it's y'know, somethin' to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

[thispego]

i dont know if you can call what i did with madden and tiger woods "playing"

[thispego]

I'm sure you pull some Grade A material.

no diggity, no doubt

[BadOdor]

lol mouth breather

[thispego]

lol mouth breather

only when your mom holds my nose when i go down on her

[BadOdor]

lol hyle's brother from sputhpark

[thispego]

lol hyle's brother from sputhpark

hyle? who the is hyle?

[thispego]

sputhpark? what the is sputhpark?

[BadOdor]

sputhpark? what the is sputhpark?

lol not surprised a mouthbreather nerd cares about spelling. Hey bro, what are you trying to do with your mouth in that picture? is that some kind of smile?

[thispego]

Rofl