The completely random thought thread

[Blackjack]

I wonder who has the knowledge and want-to to put together a list of nominees for Club MVP? Who wants to dip the proverbial balls in RTB?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

As a postman would confirm, asking twice is a charm.

[Blackjack]

Are you offering to bring your balls on board (proverbially speaking, of course)?

[mrsmaalox]

.........ok. Must move my goal posts back.

Oh no. Don't do that. But a little reading comprehension might help.

[Blackjack]

mrsmaalox ... do you want to dip your balls in RTB (also proverbially speaking, of course )?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh no. Don't do that. But a little reading comprehension might help.

oh I comprehended just fine. Just like your assumption.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are you offering to bring your balls on board (proverbially speaking, of course)?

Nah. I'd rather tend to 'rhoids.

[Blackjack]

Fair enough. If you need some relief from that, just hit me up. I've probably overstocked on the Prep H; it's better to be safe than sorry when you're dealing with butthurt.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I said "to" not "my" but I'm glad you're overstocked.

[marini martini]

We need a sticky, by some of these threads in here!!! Some of this is getting old and redundant.

[Bigzax]

We need a sticky, by some of these threads in here!!! Some of this is getting old and redundant.

yeah, some of this is redundant!

and it's getting old.



if timvp could please work some of his elliott mis-spelling magic with 'lol', i'd be very pleased!


also default ' ' to 'i heart penis' and 'crofl' to 'mookie rules'...maybe default 'tbh' to 'lies, all lies!'

thanks brah, i know you got your hands full!

[Blackjack]

I said "to" not "my" but I'm glad you're overstocked.

Well ... I'm anxious to unload some of this crap (which is probably a poor choice of word given the subject matter).

Uh, so, yeah. If you do happen to need the Prep down the line, you know where to find me.

And Bigzax may be on to something.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah, some of this is redundant!

and it's getting old.



if timvp could please work some of his elliott mis-spelling magic with 'lol', i'd be very pleased!


also default ' ' to 'i heart penis' and 'crofl' to 'mookie rules'...maybe default 'tbh' to 'lies, all lies!'

thanks brah, i know you got your hands full!

All excellent suggestions! What about "calf tats"? Man there are so many of those there won't be a complete sentence in any thread.

[mingus]

earlier today i decided to give a bum a dollar outside a gas station. around nine i'm driving by the same gas station and i see this stupid dumb drunk bum crossing the street with his bagged bottle of whatever right in front of my car not knowing what the is going on, and i almost hit him. had i hit him, it would have been great tragic irony. but this ruined it for every bum out there. next time i see a bum i'm going to esplain to him what happened to me today and why he's not getting my money.

[SpursStalker]

All excellent suggestions! What about "calf tats"? Man there are so many of those there won't be a complete sentence in any thread.

That's just too funny right there ....

[JudynTX]

More rain coming!!

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/i...animation=true

[balli]

I got more drunk last night than I've been since 2003 and I was still so ed up and hungover this morning that I almost went in to the ER for alcohol poisoning. I finally stopped wretching up yellow and I'm starting to regain some functionality, but I'm still a complete mess at 4 in the afternoon. God, alcohol sucks.

[koriwhat]

haha balli! i'd say smoke a bowl but it might give you the spins.

[balli]

^

[koriwhat]

i used to always smoke after drinking if i had a hangover but like you i had one nasty hangover one day and smoking made it worse so yeah dont smoke!

[SpursStalker]

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That looks dead.

[marini martini]

Camping at GSRP.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damn Internet acronyms.

[jaffies]

You prolly don't know this, but this is my thread for drunkeness.
I hope you don't mind me drunk ranting in this threads/
tis the only place to do so.
here:


Ask any girrl what they're looking for in a guy. 75% of the answer is bull !

If you have a baby, there's a 20% chance tha baby will be asian,

None of my socks match. NONE OF THEM.

McDonalds homeless people got the heads up on you.

I dance in my sleep.

Toasted pop tartss are a luxury. Do you have a toaster hanndy right now? Thasts right, you don't. A luxury, i said sir!

If I won the lottery (approx 4 mil), I would spend it in 24 days. I did the math.

All those religion threads are identical wastes of time.

Captakn Crunch doesn't need milk.

Wash your hands. Now! Do It!

I wanna create a story using only smilies.

Bill Withers is awesome.

I have issues.

Key to life (1): don't think, do.

those new mountain dew flavors aint .

key to life (2): make yourself happy.

laffy taffy?

My stripper was cash only. seriously, what the ?

key to life (3): be better than yourself.

Its light outside.
Im tired much.



But on a serious note,
a