Los Angeles Lakers Sexual Misconduct

[gaKNOW!blee]

fyi...that karl malone love child is now a starting LT in the NFL.

Interesting stuff

[Muser]

Ah, Amercian Football not Baseball.

[in2deep]

does ing an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

[Killakobe81]

N one of yall don't know LA so dont speak about La ...cuz if you come to LA yall might not leave LA (JK)
Honestly i have lived in Brooklyn, Rochester,LA Sa and now Dallas Plus i was a trainer and travelled to Denver, Chicago, Oakland San fran, Austin, Houston Orlando, Jacksonville , Phoenix, Las vegas and others NONE of those cities can touch LA if it wasnt so damn expensive i would move back there right now ...

[Findog]

does ing an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

She might not be the best-looking woman I've ever seen, but referring to a black woman as an orangutan? Stay classy, hater.

[benefactor]

lol..epic bump.

[hater]

She might not be the best-looking woman I've ever seen, but referring to a black woman as an orangutan? Stay classy, hater.

My bad Findog. My sincere apologies to the orangutan community.

[The TroutBum]

My bad Findog. My sincere apologies to the orangutan community.

If I wasn't such an ass hole, I'd quote this in my sig.

[Steve Jobs]

Lay off the Lakers, I knocked up a bay area artist and tried claiming I was sterile. It didn't work.

[Culburn369]

+ big deal, + she'll never have a hemi again as long as she lives. Kobe packed 'em, up tight & outta sight!

tee, hee.

[monosylab1k]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting pros ution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

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[Giuseppe]

Just because Len Bias gave up the ghost after going #1 to the Celtics don't mean you have to go bozonuts, Mono.

[monosylab1k]

Why do I care about Len Bias?

[monosylab1k]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

Luva, strikin' like a Mamba!

[monosylab1k]

Dirk proposing to a Drag trumps all.

not quite the same as giving a 13 year old a creampie.

[Muser]

lol

[Giuseppe]

not quite the same as giving a 13 year old a creampie.

Or, the same as O & Forever.

[ShoogarBear]

Phil Jackson getting a job by sleeping with the Boss's daughter.

[monosylab1k]

Or, the same as O & Forever.

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[monosylab1k]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

Mono, seriously, have you ever seen your mother completely nude?

[monosylab1k]

Mono, seriously, have you ever seen your mother completely nude?

stay on topic

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[ShoogarBear]

Jerry West ed on the entire city of Memphis.

[Giuseppe]

And Mono's mother licked it up.