Kobe Quotes

[Giuseppe]

unofficial and never proven.

But true nonetheless.

[mingus]

Kobe probably asked her if he could on her face so he could lick it off.

[Giuseppe]

evidence?

thought so, . i only go by evidence Guseppe or whatever the u call urself.

Yep, your precious MJ took it in the shorts for gambling.

ha, ha.

[monosylab1k]

Kobe probably asked her if he could on her face so he could lick it off.

not proven, but true nonetheless.

[monosylab1k]

But true nonetheless.

can you post some do ents proving it?

I can prove all of this -

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

The Heat,,,,stealin' that cookie.

tee, hee.

You had it won, Mono. In the bag, and then,,,,,,,,you didn't.

Poof! Just like that.

[mingus]

i didn't realize Kobe threw shaq under the bus like that. and he was ready to "do anything" to keep it private. he sounds like a in' crack head. he was ready to suck some in a bathroom stall in a half-way house if he had to.

[monosylab1k]

The Heat,,,,stealin' that cookie.

tee, hee.

You had it won, Mono. In the bag, and then,,,,,,,,you didn't.

Poof! Just like that.

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

^Ming, gettin' his fantasy on.

[Giuseppe]

stay on topic.

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?

[mingus]

i'm pretty sure Kobe was prepared to take it up the ass if he had to. he may have, but to no avail.

[monosylab1k]

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?

make a thread about it and I'll let you know.

until then, stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

Whereas you did take it up the ass from the Suns.

[Giuseppe]

make a thread about it and I'll let you know.

until then, stay on topic.

No seriously, Mono, did ya ever catch her and father all bowed up and goin' at it, and then stuck around beatin' yer meat?

[mingus]

Whereas you did take it up the ass from the Suns.

ever fan has taken it up the ass at some time. how'd it feel walking out of the Forum for good in '99 with a destroyed asshole?

[mingus]

at this point you probably wheel urself around like the oldass you are though so it doesn't matter.

[Giuseppe]

ever fan has taken it up the ass at some time.

But, the Suns? And the worst part for ya's? They made ya like it.

[monosylab1k]

No seriously, Mono, did ya ever catch her and father all bowed up and goin' at it, and then stuck around beatin' yer meat?

stay on topic

[Giuseppe]

at this point you probably wheel urself around like the oldass you are though so it doesn't matter.

And Mono's ma is my caregiver and dookie wiper.

[clambake]

lots of lakerfan suffering in this thread.

[mingus]

And Mono's ma is my caregiver and dookie wiper.

lmao

[Giuseppe]

stay on topic

How bout your father, Mono, ya ever get a glimpse of his package?

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[mingus]

But, the Suns? And the worst part for ya's? They made ya like it.

i didn't expect any different with a guy like RJ on this team. it fit the personality of the team this year. i was prepared for the moment.

[clambake]

i didn't expect any different with a guy like RJ on this team. it fit the personality of the team this year. i was prepared for the moment.

don't let them distract you.