Kobe Quotes

[cobbler]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

[Giuseppe]

don't let them distract you.

Yeah, Ming, don't let us distract you from Mono sniffin' his mother's drawers.

[monosylab1k]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

stay on topic

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[monosylab1k]

Yeah, Ming, don't let us distract you from Mono sniffin' his mother's drawers.

Fantasizin again, eh Cully? You ing pedophile you.

stay on topic

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

Mono bed his mother, Mono bed his mother, Mono is O & Forever.

[Giuseppe]

Fantasizin again, eh Cully?

stay on topic

Of course. So, does your mom have a half a crack, or, a full crack, Mono?

[monosylab1k]

Of course.

knew it.

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

knew it.

Your mother's pelt got me.

[cobbler]

Of course. So, does your mom have a half a crack, or, a full crack, Mono?

Or simply on crack.

[manufan10]

Kobe probably asked her if he could on her face so he could lick it off.

not proven, but true nonetheless.

[Giuseppe]

Or simply on crack.

Mono is probably a crack baby. Look how he acts on this Board.

[dirk4mvp]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

[Höfner]

"She didn't bleed, did she?"


Kobe raped the out of her. Literally

[Giuseppe]

"She didn't bleed, did she?"


Kobe raped the out of her. Literally

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

[dirk4mvp]

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

Does Katie girl have a fat juicy donk?

[manufan10]

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

Your mom!

[Giuseppe]

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

What, there are rules here, a line not to cross?

Please.

Nothing is sacred.

[Giuseppe]

Does Katie girl have a fat juicy donk?

lmcontrollinao!

It'll never end.

[Greg Oden]

If I was discussing Phil Collins' evolution as a musical artist, while watching Katie girl staring at Elisa Cutbert's asshole, I would tell Katie girl to not only stare at it, but to eat it.

[Giuseppe]

I still got it. I had it 15 years ago, and 15 years later, The Castleberry still has it.

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greg Oden]

still have what? a limp wang? when katie girl wants a big dose of love paint, she knows where to come.

[Giuseppe]

still have what? a limp wang? when katie girl wants a big dose of love paint, she knows where to come.

What's the matter, don't it float?

tee, hee.

[redzero]

If I was discussing Phil Collins' evolution as a musical artist, while watching Katie girl staring at Elisa Cutbert's asshole, I would tell Katie girl to not only stare at it, but to eat it.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[Giuseppe]

The mother stuff always gets the goatage.

tee, hee.

[Greg Oden]

The katie girl lovepocket always gets my wang tingling.

tee, hee.