Kobe Quotes

[Giuseppe]

tee, hee.

lmemulatedao!

[Giuseppe]

Well, I turned out Mono's light.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

[Höfner]

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

The sun is soo hot though

[Greg Oden]

well, i turned out mono's light.

Lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

+1

[monosylab1k]

Well, I turned out Mono's light.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

crofl I'm not Greg Oden

lmmistakeniden yao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

+1

Don't try charmin' me, fartface. I ain't in a charmin' mood.

[Giuseppe]

crofl I'm not Greg Oden

lmmistakeniden yao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mono returns!

lmcontrollinao!

[Booharv]

Wow, this transcript is a real page turner. I'm on page 42 and I can't turn away even though I need to go to bed.

[Wifebeater]

at you pathetic losers. Asking es if you can in their faces.

[Giuseppe]

at you pathetic losers. Asking es if you can in their faces.

Half the fun is asking.

tee, hee.

[TampaDude]

Half the fun is asking.

tee, hee.

+1

You're gonna on her face anyway...

[Giuseppe]

yeah,,,,,"no" just makes me squint harder and concentrate more to achieve my nut.

[Greg Oden]

yeah,,,,,"no" just makes me squint harder and concentrate more to achieve my nut.

tbh, Katie girl has never said no. And when I started pumping onto her face, after like 30 seconds of it, she was like....."It'll never end"

[Giuseppe]

tbh, Katie girl has never said no.

Please.

You got the wrong Katie-girl.

[midnightpulp]

Good thread

[HarlemHeat37]

[midnightpulp]

Very good thread.

It shows that under real pressure, not unimportant pressure like whether or not you'll sink a shot playing a kid's game, that Kobe is anything but clutch, and will crack and resort to snitching if he thinks it'll save his ass.

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

hopefully this rehab doesn't go as badly as the last one.

[Thread]

hopefully this rehab doesn't go as badly as the last one.

Though in the backwash he garnered 4 & 5, 15 & 16.

[HarlemHeat37]

I jerked off when she left ..

[Thread]

I jerked off when she left ..

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

[Clipper Nation]

"Three years ago when I was re-signing they should have told me they wanted to rebuild."

"At this point I'll go play on Pluto."

"Dr. Buss said that. And I haven't said anything for years because I've always felt like folks were just looking to create controversy. Now I know. I realize what extent [the Lakers] will go to, to cover themselves."

"Promises made to make this team better have not been kept, so where does that leave me?"

[Thread]

"Three years ago when I was re-signing they should have told me they wanted to rebuild."

"At this point I'll go play on Pluto."

"Dr. Buss said that. And I haven't said anything for years because I've always felt like folks were just looking to create controversy. Now I know. I realize what extent [the Lakers] will go to, to cover themselves."

"Promises made to make this team better have not been kept, so where does that leave me?"

That too was enroute to:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[spurraider21]

Hm i actually reread this thread, and Giuseppe > Thread by a mile

[LkrFan]

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?