***The Official Lakaluva Owns Himself Thread***

[lakaluva's mom]

Let me start off by saying that this thread will fill up quick, and feel free to post any relevant material, shall this thread last. Oh, and son, I should have warned you not to do this before you took a on Ray Ray:

[lakaluva's mom]

Mafvan

Not even people with ADD are as dumb as u,

[redzero]

Nothing drives away an attention like devoting an entire thread to him.

[4>0rings]

lol stinky paki

[tdunk21]

Not even people with ADD are as dumb as u,

[Spursfan092120]

This thread should be stickied...I have a feeling it will be referred to many times.

[Koolaid_Man]

Let me start off by saying that this thread will fill up quick, and feel free to post any relevant material, shall this thread last. Oh, and son, I should have warned you not to do this before you took a on Ray Ray:

Since I see you are a on the face sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember es wanna

6.) es like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking shots to the face and bust a few of your own....

[LnGrrrR]

at Koolaid's guide to banging skank s.

[Koolaid_Man]

at Koolaid's guide to banging skank s.

kind of like the mail order bride you posted a pic of recently...

[Spursfan092120]

It's funny how I got s on here posing as es.

lol posers calling out posers

[The TroutBum]

Since I see you are a on the face sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember es wanna

6.) es like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking shots to the face and bust a few of your own....

Wow, that was awkwardly not funny. Congrats, stick.

[ChrisRichards]

LUUUVAAAAAAAAA!!! Ahahahahaha

[lakaluva's mom]

Since I see you are a on the face sucker...and obviously pussy deprived with no life here's what I will do for you....Koolaids Tips For Getting Pussy...Feel free to pass the word to all of your jerk-off board buddies...

1.) Don't Trick what little money you earn. (no cards, flowers, or candy)

2.) No lies - but you can embellish

3.) Don't make a ho feel special

4.) Don't talk yourself out the pussy

5.) Remember es wanna

6.) es like dominant men (this may be an area you can't compete in since you're probably a yourself)

7.) Don't let her think you only want friendship

#5 and #7 go hand in hand....If you follow Koolaid's rules to the game you should be a able to stop taking shots to the face and bust a few of your own....

LOL at you "no thread startin motha a"

It's funny how I got s on here posing as es.

You just a posing as a , son!

[LnGrrrR]

kind of like the mail order bride you posted a pic of recently...

I wasn't aware there were mail-order Mexican brides. I thought those were all European. Guess you learn something new every day.